hey its me, famed steam video game reviewer yung swingset back with another review. in this review, im going to paint a picture for you. youre on a raft. yeah thats right, a raft. its the name of the video game. youre on the raft that the game is named after. the raft isnt very big. its pretty small actually, never figured out how to unlock bigger rafts. so the raft moves right? it moves a lot. it moves like crazy. and for no reason too. like it just starts moving and youre like what the heck. you know why is this raft moving is what you are saying. and the raft is actually moving because of the ocean. the ocean is moving so the raft is moving too. so anyway thats the review.

i rate this game (raft (2018)) 3 stars out of a possible 17 stars. thats a pretty bad review of a game is probably what youre saying. and you would be right. thats a scathing review of a game. definitely not good. just not much to do in the game. you just hang out on a raft like why would i play that. i was on that tiny raft for 0.6 hours. 0.6 hours. now you might be thinking that thats not a long time, but im no seaman. 0.6 hours on the wide open sea was a long time. felt like an eternity. i think the game would be drastically improved if you didnt start in the ocean. the ocean is pretty boring except for the sharks and stuff. but if you started in like chicago for example that would be pretty cool. like imagine just starting in chicago and then like a tornado or something carries you all the way out to sea. that would be pretty crazy. if you started in chicago i would rate this game like 13 stars out of a possible 17 stars. but you dont start in chicago you start in the ocean. missed opportunity if you ask me. i think that you should start in chicago. but yeah the final star count is 3 stars out of a possible 17 stars. you just vibe on a raft until you fall and lose the raft. not a great game.

thanks for reading my review, means a lot. you didnt have to read it but you decided to anyway which is pretty cool. so yeah thats it. thats the review. let me know what you think about the whole chicago idea. i think its pretty solid. pretty great. but yeah thats it. thats the review.

yung swingset out.