Recente recensies door yung swingset

Man this game is just gorgeous. I'm constantly stunned by its beauty. I'm in awe. In awe. The game is just perfect. Excellent and realistic gun play, incredible maps, one open and welcoming community, and a development team that both listens and respects its core fan base. Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege has been my go-to favorite shooter since its release in December of 2015. I will never grow tired of this game.

For all these reasons and more, I have decided to give Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege a final and official star rating of 3 stars out of 10. Thanks for reading my review, I hope you have a lovely rest of your day. 👎

very scary!!!!!!!!!! the ghosts are scary and the monsters are scary too. i think because the atmosphere or something it is scary. 10/31 stars. very good!

this engine is perfect. its really really good. i have so many cool unique wallpapers because of this super sick steam app. the gameplay is kinda lacking but thats okay because there are a lot of pictures and the pictures are cool. i think the game should be rated M for mature though for sure because it has a lot of lewd pictures of both women and men. if you want to you can make these pictures big on your desktop. they cover your old wallpaper with a sick brand new one that moves and stuff. i like the ones that move a lot because im not very used to wallpapers moving. i dont understand why or how they move but they definitely move which is cool.

since it is a very self catered experience on this application, ill go ahead and tell some of you beginners some of my favorite wallpapers. i like the cat wallpapers. they are cool. cats are so cute so when you make them your wallpaper it makes you happy. i have one of dwayne the rock johnson who is my favorite actor. it moves a lot and is very cool. i have one of a dog playing a fire extinguisher like it is a trumpet which is just so cute and stuff. like the cats, the dog one just makes me happy. i'd say the dog one makes me a little less happy then the cat ones just because im definitely more of a cat person than a dog person. but thats just personal preference you know?

ok ill talk about some of my favorite M for Mature wallpapers now... if you are under the age of 18 please skip this section and read ahead to the final rating at the bottom (you DONT want to miss what i have to say)!!!! there are a lot of asian women. i have one of an asian girl with a very petite figure crouching down. this one is probably my favorite wallpaper ever because she is wearing panties on her head. i actually have this wallpaper linked on my steam profile so if you are curious you can download it there. thats my favorite wallpaper because the girl is cute and makes me happy and the panties are funny so they also make me smile. i have another wallpaper of an asian girl who just cant figure out how to eat a banana. she just keeps on sucking on it until it gets all watery and starts falling down her chin. this one makes me laugh because she just cant figure out how to eat the banana haha. so there are also a lot of hentai wallpapers. which is kinda cool i guess, not really my thing, but ill still tell you guys my favorites. i think my favorite cartoon wallpaper is one of widowmaker from overwatch. it has a really weird effect that i wont spoil here, you have to see it for yourself. widowmaker is my absolute number one favorite overwatch character because of her figure and her sick sniper so the wallpaper makes me happy. i also have one of marge simpson which is kinda weird but her body is really cute so its okay. there are a lot of wallpapers of prominent celebrities in lewd positions, namely one of margot robbie from the 2013 film the wolf of wall street. this wallpaper makes me happy because martin scorsese is one of my favorite directors ever!!!! he is so good at his job he makes really really really good movies. my favorite martin scorsese movie is probably 1985s after hours. in this movie a guy talks to a girl at a coffee shop and then he goes to meet the girl later that night. for some reason the girl doesnt wanna ♥♥♥♥ or something so he just dips and decides to go home as he has work in the morning. but heres the thing, when he was in the taxi to her place, he lost ALL of his money because the driver was going super super fast. so now he has no money so he cant go home. he goes to the metro station, but, like a total butthead idiot, the dude who like opens the train doors wont let our main character go on the train because he is just short on the train fee (like 10 cents short, come on idiot just let him go he has to go home so he can sleep and go to work in the morning) so he cant go on a taxi and he cant go on a train, so he looks for other stuff to do to get home, but then things start getting really really wacky. everybody in the town is chasing him with like pitchforks and stuff because they think he's a robber even though he isnt, he's just an honest guy trying to go home. so he gets like chased around or whatever for a long time and then he goes to a nightclub but they all follow him in and he has to escape out of the nightclub otherwise they are going to kill him. but they have him cornered in the back room of the night club, he cant escape and they are going to come in and find him and make him pay for the crimes that he didnt even commit. luckily the person who lives in the back room of the night club is like a super sick soho artist who paper maches him into a pretty cool art piece. the group of angry idiots comes into the back room and they dont realize that the sick art piece is our main character!!!! they dont find him!!!!!! but wait its not over yet, two dudes who we met earlier in the film who drive this really creepy white van and who are also misconstrued as robbers take the art piece in their van! they drive around and then eventually our main character falls out right in front of his place of work. he gets up, dusts himself off, and goes in the building ready to start his workday. fin. finito. the film ends. this is my favorite martin scorsese movie because of how effectively it comments on the absurdity of the working lifestyle. here is a man who from the outside looking in is rather successful but he still has to slave away for 8 hours everyday in a job that doesnt satisfy him no matter what. if our main character were to miss work that day he would probably be fired!!! let that sink in. i rate after hours 10/10 stars! a perfect rating! scorsese outdid himself with this one. there are also a lot of wallpapers of ana de armas which is super cool. there are few wallpapers of men with their junk out which is kinda weird because im not gay or anything so i stay away from those ones.

ok time for final ratings!!! (welcome back those of you under 18 years of age)! overall i rate wallpaper engine a perfect 17 stars out of 17 stars! thats a perfect rating!!!!! it does what it is supposed to do and does it really really really well. i love this software its so cool! you should definitely purchase!

no balls... day is ruined!!!!!

ok its yung swingset back with another review, this time for a game that i have played quite a bit of. 31.9 hours. thats a long time. more than a day. a lot more than a day. 7.9 hours more than one day. seeing as how one day is 24 hours and all. although i read somewhere that a day isnt actually 24 hours its like a little less or something. who knows. what even is a day in the first place like we as humans just assigned a certain amount of time to equate to one day. thats some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥. i wonder how long a day is on mars. like what did the martians decide one day equaled? one of the most pressing questions facing our society. wish we could go and ask them. that would be pretty cool. imagine asking martians how long a day is... like we go to mars they expect us to really be asking some hard hitting questions like whats the meaning of life and all that ♥♥♥♥, but instead we just ask how long a day is. they would be shocked. they'd be like what the ♥♥♥♥ are you talking about. a day is whatever the ♥♥♥♥ you want it to be. idk i think theres some science behind how long a day is. at least i hope there is. like ♥♥♥♥ lines up with the sun and all that. its pretty consistent. but the science has to be a little wrong... like why do we have daylight savings if we got a day down? if a day is actually 24 hours then why the ♥♥♥♥ are we shifting the clock an hour forward/behind every six months? just some dumbass ♥♥♥♥ if you ask me. if i was a scientist and not a famed steam video game reviewer i would totally solve the problem that is the day. like i would get it down down, i'd figure it out. im pretty confident that i could do it. just gotta figure out whats up with the sun and all that... or maybe i could just ask the martians. although maybe they arent actually there. thats pretty spooky. speaking of spooky, whats up with dead by daylight? what a game man. marvelous game. top tier game. you hide from the killer dude and repair generators and ♥♥♥♥. pretty sick. you can also be the killer dude but im no killer so i havent tried that yet. but being the little asian girl hiding from big scary killer guy is fun! exclamation point for emphasis on the fun. like you here music then music gets louder and youre like omg omg he's close and all that. good times.

i rate dead by daylight 19 stars out of a possible 32 stars. pretty okay rating. solid rating honestly. im pretty tough when reviewing games. dead by daylight could get some more stars if it had some maps on the moon and stuff. space is pretty cool. dead by daylight has no space maps which is just crazy. like there should be a moon serial killer for sure. like some cheese headed dude that jumps super high or something. maybe he wears a cape. played by harry styles. that would be sick. but yeah thats the review, hope you liked it... let me know what i could have done better, or dont. actually dont. i like to think that im perfect and your criticism would probably hurt my feelings. im pretty fragile. but yeah thats it. thats the review.

yung swingset out! (thats kinda my producer tag, i think its pretty sick... but maybe it isnt, let me know)

so farmings pretty sick right? wrong. not fun. like you just farm. the cars dont even drive very well. i wanna go 1000 mph but i cant. because its a simulator. cant go 1000 mph in real life. ♥♥♥♥♥ dumb. i feel like i got got. like they said farming simulator would be fun... its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ farming simulator. farming isnt fun bro. i got got. tbh i feel dumb. very dumb. cant believe they did that to me man. i got boomed. like whoever the ♥♥♥♥ made this really tricked me into thinking that farming would be fun.

i rate this game 0 stars out of a possible 24 stars. thats right, 0 stars. i dont know how the farming simulator corporation is going to recover from this 0 star review from famed steam video game reviewer yung swingset. i just counter boomed farming simulator. cya later big farming simulator, i just ended your career.

hey its me, famed steam video game reviewer yung swingset back with another review. in this review, im going to paint a picture for you. youre on a raft. yeah thats right, a raft. its the name of the video game. youre on the raft that the game is named after. the raft isnt very big. its pretty small actually, never figured out how to unlock bigger rafts. so the raft moves right? it moves a lot. it moves like crazy. and for no reason too. like it just starts moving and youre like what the heck. you know why is this raft moving is what you are saying. and the raft is actually moving because of the ocean. the ocean is moving so the raft is moving too. so anyway thats the review.

i rate this game (raft (2018)) 3 stars out of a possible 17 stars. thats a pretty bad review of a game is probably what youre saying. and you would be right. thats a scathing review of a game. definitely not good. just not much to do in the game. you just hang out on a raft like why would i play that. i was on that tiny raft for 0.6 hours. 0.6 hours. now you might be thinking that thats not a long time, but im no seaman. 0.6 hours on the wide open sea was a long time. felt like an eternity. i think the game would be drastically improved if you didnt start in the ocean. the ocean is pretty boring except for the sharks and stuff. but if you started in like chicago for example that would be pretty cool. like imagine just starting in chicago and then like a tornado or something carries you all the way out to sea. that would be pretty crazy. if you started in chicago i would rate this game like 13 stars out of a possible 17 stars. but you dont start in chicago you start in the ocean. missed opportunity if you ask me. i think that you should start in chicago. but yeah the final star count is 3 stars out of a possible 17 stars. you just vibe on a raft until you fall and lose the raft. not a great game.

thanks for reading my review, means a lot. you didnt have to read it but you decided to anyway which is pretty cool. so yeah thats it. thats the review. let me know what you think about the whole chicago idea. i think its pretty solid. pretty great. but yeah thats it. thats the review.

yung swingset out.

alright listen here. im yung swingset. im a famed reviewer. im very mad. im upset. im pissed. im torqued. so the other day i decided to play some rocket league. good decision right? WRONG! it was not a good decision, it was very bad. one of the worst decisions of my life. let me go into detail.

so i logged onto rocket league a few days ago and the scariest thing happened. my preset had been reset. if you know me, then you know that this was a blow to my self esteem. nothing gets me more happy then logging on to see my favorite preset: a brown triton (row 1, column 2 (secondary color is black (the triton isnt painted)))) with the modus bestia decal. and the hustle brow topper. i dont play the game anymore, i just log on to see my triton preset. i love my triton preset, its called yung swingset. so you might be wondering what happened? well listen up because im gonna tell you. oh by the way the tritons boost is black standard. no antenna. so what happened? well my yung swingset preset wasnt equipped... listen this may seem like its not that big of a deal to some, but this ruined my day, my year even. so i got pissed (understandably) and i punched the ♥♥♥♥ out of my desk (yeah i play video games on a desk, get over it). so i punched my desk, and i mean i punched it. i clocked it. it nearly broke my desk, im a strong man, nearly as strong as vin deisel (not stronger than dwayne the rock johnson however). it didnt break my hand because im a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ strong ass man (yeah right like a desk is gonna break my hand). so i punched my desk. this set off a chain reaction that eventually caused my cat to need to be rushed to the ER (not that interesting of a story, no need to get into it). so anyway back to rocket league. i quickly changed my preset back to my beautiful triton. all was well.

so thats the review. i have put thousands of hours into this game on playstation (i dont play xbox because im straight (not that there is anything wrong with being gay im just not (im not a homophobe i swear)))) and nearly 500 on steam. this has never happened to me in my entire history of playing rocket league. so imagine my shock when the preceding circumstances happened. it was a life changing experience. so anyway i give this game 10.5 stars out of a possible 11 stars. it is certainly a fantastic game, one of the best. but of course it missed out on half of a star because it did inadvertently kill my cat. i loved that cat man. loved him. ♥♥♥♥ it 10 stars. still a possible 11. why did epic games have to go and kill my cat. this is a travesty. so yeah thats it. thats the review, leave a like and comment down below. or dont. i really dont care (except for that i do) if you read this far you better at least give a comment. better. better give a comment.

take a gander at my sick triton by the way, it looks like a man. it has eyes and eyebrows and a sick mustache and a smily mouth. its very cool.

YUNG SWINGSET OUT!

this game is SUPER hard. i play geb and it is hard to play geb, i try my best but sometimes i still fall short. thtas how you know a game is hard. i have played for 31 hours (THAT IS MORE THAN ONE DAY!!!) and yet im still not very good... this game is definitely a hard game because im not very good yet. when im old though i will definitely be good. i hope that as time passes i will get better and better at smite but maybe i wont... its so hard but also its fun . i like to have fun when i play the game but sometimes its hard because im not very good. when i play smite i like to use geb. i like to use geb because he turns into a rock. i like rocks, and therefore i like geb. this makes me really mad though when i use geb and they stop me from being a rock. i like to be a rock. my favorite actor is dwayne johnson because he likes rocks like me. i bet he plays geb too. when im big and strong and old i want to be like dwayne johnson. thanks for reading my review i thought that the game is good but not very good because of how hard it is. it is a very hard game. i use geb and that makes the game even harder because im not very good with geb... ok time for my rating of smite.

i give this game 7 stars out of 13. this game missed out on 6 potential stars because of how hard it is. thanks for reading my review :)

31 hours later: still hard but not as hard now, ill update you guys soon.

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