Hi! I'm Yamez and, like any other person, I am a person. You already knew that didn't you? You just wasted 2 whole seconds reading that. Now it may be 5 seconds. Really there is no point reading this. You are wasting your time. It's boring. Just continue with your day... You're stubborn aren't you? I'm honestly telling the truth. There is nothing here worth reading. Unless you have an OCD that when you start reading something you have to finish it you have no reason to read this. If you DO however have that OCD then I dare you to read the book 'In Search of Lost Time' (Google it). That will keep you busy for a while.
You know I bet you are reading this just because you think there will be some kind of entertainment at the end. A conclusion. A finilisation. Something to look forward to. Something to make reading this worthwhile. There isn't... This is completely boring and pointless. The only person you are fooling is yourself. Oh I get it... You see this as a challenge don't you? "Oh he thinks he can tell me not to read it all! I can do it!" Seriously... I'm not telling you not to read this, I'm just warning you that you are completely wasting your time and you will look back at the end and think "Why the ♥♥♥♥ did I read all this?" Okay, how about you take some time to reflect on your life. You could be doing something productive, socialising. But you are here sitting at your computer reading the most pointless lump of text ever. Is this really how you you like to spend your time? Are you that bored? You are on Steam for ♥♥♥♥ sake, play a game or something! Wow. Okay, now you're just being an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, purposely reading this to try and annoy me. Well guess what? I don't care! You spend your life doing whatever. I don't care! So continue reading this! I dare you! I'm just going to start insulting you anyway... You're an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Wow what a prick (Reader's Name) is! You still here? Oh don't mind me, keep reading :) My name is Yamez. What's yours? You know what? I'm just going to paste a review for the old Nokia 3301 mobile phone for your enjoyment.



The Nokia 3310 is the first phone I had, and has kept working through thick and thin. Other phones come and go, but this one will never give up. In fact i'm using it currently, since I lost my other phone.
Although the design isn't the sexiest thing in existence, it's built like a titanium-coated block of concrete. I've thrown it all over the place, and hasn't cracked or scratched whatsoever, even given the admittedly crappy and creaky plastic shell. I haven't been able to damage this thing AT ALL, even though I've had it for 8 years.
Which reminds me, the plastic shell is interchangeable, which spawned a wonderful craze of appallingly-styled phone shells in the late 90's to early 00's. I even had a "blank" shell sold witih mine, that I could send off with my own design to be printed on. I kept with the original dark blue cover though, just to be different.



So I'm back! Hey! Enjoyed that? Wait a minute... You cheating bastard! You skipped through that review didn't you? ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥. I'm not wasting any more time on this. You failed anyway. You didn't read it all. You lose. You probbly didn't even notice that I replaced one of the words in the review to "penis". Hahahah. Even go see for yourself. I spent time strategically placing that and you just didn't even read it! Thanks a lot! I'm going. You hurt my feelings. And you lost too, you wasted that time at the start and still didn't even complete the non-existant "challenge". What a failure... Well if you are pissed off by this and not on my friends list, add me and shout at me. I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ :^)





(I hope I wasted even more of your time by making you search through that review for the word "penis" when it isn't there. :^) I lied hehehe)