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English pronounciation of "Languste", or better: As I want it to be pronounced since it is German ^^ : ['læŋgəst]

Hey guys! :) Feel free to add me and/or comment on my profile! If I see you ingame and you seem nice, do something special, etc. I might also add you! For this purpose I try to always leave one spot in my friend list empty. If this is not the case, then simply comment! Please have a public profile/visible for friends, I want to know who you are :) I mainly play "Team Fortress 2", but also some other games a bit. Mobile Authentificator enabled 📲 ^^ Anyways, I stopped trading. So if it is for that purpose, better refrain from adding me! :p

It is nice if you want to gift me a game, but do not randomly buy a game from my wanted list!!! I put some games there just to remember them later, a game being on this list does not equal me wanting that game! I am obviously super happy if you decide to do so, but better make use of communication and talk to me about it; by that, you do not waste your money on something I will not play :P

NOTE: The Unusual Rocket Launcher was a gift by Quatschton, it is not for sale and will never be :3 So please do not offer on it.

I structured my TF2-inventory a bit, that u guys can easily check the items I have ^^ The first items are cosmetics, taunts, stranges and in any way special items for each class from Scout to Spy, shown by a Class-Token. This is followed by my collection of every single weapon in whole TF2 that is worth half a scrap, circa 140 in total (between the two Melee-Slot-Tokens). In the end there are items like the Gibus, the Monoculus, etc. And now don't forget to check out every single damn link I had to copy for u :D

-In TF2 I pretty much only play casual, because it is most fun. I usually invite all my friends to get a 6-man-party and tick all maps I enjoy, also known as "Languste's Finest Selection" !

-If u don't know what a Languste is, check this out:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/Panulirus_argus.jpg

-Since "day 1" I am using the same profile picture, I only change it to a festive version of the lobster around Christmas! Initially, I created it as a part of a Minecraft texture pack (it was the icon for the cooked beef) many years ago. After getting Steam later, I set it as my profile pic here. Now I use it everywhere on the internet, so if you find this picture somewhere else on the web, you can be sure it is me! :D

-If you feel like you have to sneeze, but do not want to (e.g. when you are hidden), then press your tongue against your palate (had to google this word ^^). This works very well and prevents you from sneezing; without joking, this is the best lifehack I ever read in my entire life. Try it!

-This is me as a Lego Minifig! https://www.mecabricks.com/en/models/bJ2b6Ozd2yB

-Have a look at my artwoks and screenshots! But first, keep on reading! ^^

-If I Schadenfreude-taunt at you it is not because I wanna annoy you; quite the contrary! I do it if I make an epic kill, you made something cool, you are good in general or seem nice!

-My favourite table game is "One Night Ultimate Werewolf". Check it out in these videos, it is so worth it, I promise!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvlcvf8HOGQ (round played by the creators of the game)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJH7_1oVs9PY1fAJQt5Sv1NvXacoy8Lc9 (I can recommend 31.2 and 31.3, best channel for ONUW!)

-Link to my BoardGameGeek profile page: https://boardgamegeek.com/user/Languste

-Another great animal:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/Kurre10.jpg

-Check out these comics:
http://explosm.net/

-Check out him:
https://ohsknows.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/barney-stinson-barney-stinson-31316015-1920-2560.jpg

-Lifehacks are very important to make your life better!

-Music: I love German battle-rap tournaments (probably not what you think of when having German rap in mind, it is less „gangster“ than you probably expect); unfortunately, the VBT will be for the very last time in 2018 forever ;-; I will always remember the VBT 2015 best of 32, you were amazing :3

https://youtu.be/FC3y9llDXuM
https://youtu.be/szj59j0hz_4
https://youtu.be/EWgkzQh8qP8

-I am a fan of riddles, mysteries and challenges! Not like ones you can find on every ordinary puzzle-page of a low quality newspaper, but more like finding out stuff like a private eye. Similar to what the protagonists of criminal thrillers and detective novels always find out! Unfortunately, I never experienced something like that... I think the reality is not as described by books >:/ If you know something about anything related to... let's say an "adult scavenger hunt", let me know! Oh, and it would be pretty cool to make a testament in which you talk about several steps of getting to a secret treasure containing much money. But if that would happen you are already dead, and that destroys most of the fun. And you need much money. And you need descendants that are interested in it. And I must remember that when I am half a century older. Aw come on, please give me some riddle that does not have all these con arguments! :D

-Look at this neat story I wrote a while ago as part of an event: https://tf2maps.net/downloads/the-short-anecdote-of-the-origin-of-the-machinas-tracer-rounds-and-name.3755/

-I love sun, warmth and summer! The only good thing about winter is Christmas (indeed, it is pretty amazing), and snow. But since we never really have snow in Germany, you can leave out this argument.

-Put a piece of paper into your portmonait with your phone number in it! This makes it easier for a potential finder in case you lost it. And no, it is not useful to put a similar paper into the back of your phone, in case you lose that. Think about why it does not make sense ._.

-This page contains some very interesting flash games, definitely worth a try also for people not into games at all: http://www.molleindustria.org/ Some are also really weird, but many have super interesting dynamics! I can recommend (top of the page down) "To Build A Better Mousetrap", "The Best Amendment", "Oiligarchy" , "McDonald's Videogame", "Inside A Dead Skyscraper" and "Memory Reloaded: The Downfall". I would advice you to play all of these named above, it is a good experience. The games are unlike other games, they give you a special WOW-effect; sometimes you even need to play a game a second or third time to fully understand it, what I personally really enjoy. To get a quick insight in what "Oiligarchy" (the BEST one in my opinion!) is about, check out this "post-mortem"-essay by the creators of the game: http://www.molleindustria.org/oiligarchy-postmortem/

-If you made it until here, then comment "#Lobster-[First letter of your Steam name]" beneath! I wrote this on March 26th, 2017. Yet my friends Mastul, Meister Lampe, Quatschton, Mr.Wizard, Ankkaseda, McCage, SpengaBenga and the stranger Magnificent.jpg already did so!

-What u should never never never ever ever ever do:
~ Make ice-cream out of frozen broccoli, milk and sugar, you'll nearly have to vomit (I speak from experience)
~ Eat Tuc Bacon (It tastes awful, I also tried it)
~ Stop believing in your dreams
~ Not visit Rome (Awesome City)
~ Not watching every single episode of How I Met Your Mother (<3)
Please notice the double negative ;)

Thanks for reading all this! :3