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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:49am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:32am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:44am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:37am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 31 May @ 6:07am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:31am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 31 May @ 6:09am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:07am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 8:47am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:00am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 9:07am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:38am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:05am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:52am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:27am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:43am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:23am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:41pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 2:59am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 3:11pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:56am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:58pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:07am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:15am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:38am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:19am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:39am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:16am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:19am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:14am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:51am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:49am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:47am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 7:20am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:36am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:20am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:57pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 12:47pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:53am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 3:13pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:44am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 9:18am