Recent reviews by Heinzy the Ketchup

Tabitha has a wonderful voice and I hope we get a DLC that adds more voiced dialogue for just Tabitha.

Good game.

UPDATE 23/11 2022: Nominated for GOTY in the Steam Awards (I hope this will give me a discount on his next game).

I am a 45 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my wife's Son, who is 14 now. My wife's son got this game for Christmas in 2020 from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my wife's son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my wife's Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my wife's Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my wife's son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my wife's Son many happy memories.

The final entry into the Ph ucker Triphecta and the first to cost money. The game is so überloaded with games that it froze my computer while I was typing this.

BUY [X] Yes* [] No

*if you're a Ph ucker Phan

An indie version of Ace Combat. Has lots of potential, I look forward to seeing what the dev will add in the future.

Don't buy this

throw Mirror's Edge into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage dump, this is the "dilbert experience" today
this is as NSFW it gets

One of the guys who worked on this game is a top bloke so I suppose I should give it a good review.

This is a pretty great, hectic sci-fi shoot 'em up! Set on a rocky planet, you fight increasingly harder and more numerous waves of enemies, which randomizes each day, to defend the mothership and to score points. When you destroy, you unlock upgrades like a space tank.

The gameplay is solid. I thought the keyboard controls were stiff but using your mouse works great though it takes some practice to get the hang of it, which is how it should be! The grafix are simple, but appealing. The distinct shapes and colours of the enemy ships make them easy to identify, though I do not know if I have encountered all of the enemies yet as the game gets pretty gosh darn hard quite early on! The ship physics and destruction are other little great things that add to my enjoyment. Big ships will break apart as they get destroyed and will crash into eachother and the environment below. Better yet, crashing your ship into other ships can destroy them!

The biggest issues with the game is the music and the sound effects. The music does not match with the intense dogfighting that is going on and is somewhat out of place. As another reviewer put it, it does not have the energy that would be suitable for this kind of sci-fi action. Same goes for the sound effects; the massive battles are not accompanied with sounds fitting the explosions and lazers. That is something I hope the developer will improve in the near future. There seems to be room for further expansions to the game, which would probably be pretty nice.

Other than that, great little game. Worth the cash? Sure.

I got The Swindle into playing this.

Real Talk: It's fine. It's decent, it's Homefront streamlined