“what??! 😲 a FEMALE that is on the same subrebbit as me?!?! * bows down * Please ma’am, my dearest e-girl, let me forever cherish and protect you from internet chads, as I’m sure you’d be willing to spend your time with a nice guy (such as myself). You have earned yourself an award (I’m sure you’re be impressed by my surplus amounts of wealth and karma), and my promise that you will never feel alone again, my beautiful female specimen.”

zebrak si

I've jerked off to the vampire girl from hotel Transylvania a total of 214 times. All I want is to penetrate her pale virgin vampire ♥♥♥♥♥ with my 5.6 inch horse schlong and impregnate her while my dad watches and cheers me on. God just the thought of her sucking the smegma from my foreskin makes me ♥♥♥ in my pants. I would literally kill my self tomorrow just to suck a single one of her toes today, why can't she just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be real ♥♥♥♥

Gay

Because all my life I've wanted to be cute like an anime girl. Everynight I fantasize about being a bright-colored hair teenage girl getting my virgin holes stuffed and stretched by Onii-chan and his friends, getting my hair tugged, being choked by a 95" meatsword, getting my face plastered in cummies from a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sesh, and being told that I've been a good kitty as master busts into my stomach. I think all of this stems from the desire to be a girl, or at least treated like one. That's all I ever wanted since the beginning, to be touched and treated like the naughty girl I was born to be and know I am at my core...

I mean, uhh, I like the art style.

-rep doesnt have a funny copypasta in his bio