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204.2 hrs on record (182.5 hrs at review time)
This is my come.

This is my come.
Posted 18 September, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
178.7 hrs on record (178.3 hrs at review time)
Extreme lack of polish. The story dialogues have visible grammatical and spelling error, not to mention the missing space where two words are just spelt together, breaking the flow. There would be important quest NPCs' name spelt wrong.

Now these are tolerable problems. However, two of the missions I encountered were so pooly thought-out it really left me ... confused?

The first mission is on Totopia island where you have to interrogate a dog NPC. You have to read the dialogue and figure out the four correct dialogue options to progress. However, some project lead probably finally snapped that night and decided that the dog will RUN AWAY mid-sentence and you have to start all over again. What does this game expect us to do here? They paid someone to write one this 300-word interrogation script and NOT ALLOW US TO READ IT. Imagine if your instructor posts a 10-min video you need to watch, but every time after 30 seconds he stops the video and says "hey you didn't finish your video in-time, how about we start over". So you have to watch it on 20x speed and learn NOTHING. Is this some sick commentary on QTE mechanics by forcing you to click 'G' on your keyboard to skip the dialogue as fast as possible?

Okay so here maybe you reckon you should just skip all dialogues right? Well there are some quests that require context clues from the dialogue, and they mess that up too! In the gambling quest on Peyto, where they show you text like [[ ]] [[*]] [[ ]] [[ ]] to simulate balls in cups and you have to keep track of the location of the '*' and choose the right cup at the end, at least that was how it was presented. So they show those, and the last state is [[*]] [[ ]] [[ ]] [[ ]]. The options are now: "I think I remember" and "let me check again". If you choose "I think I remember", it replays the previous dialogue, and if you choose "let me check again", you go to the dialogue where you choose the cup where the ball is. They ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the dialogue options. On top of that, the dialogue where you choose the ball asks "which cup has the ball?" (or something like) that, and the choices are "one time", "two times", "three times", and "four times", which does not make an ounce of sense. Despite the ball ends up at cup 1, the correct answer is apparently "two times", which is just ... confusing. I don't know what's going on with this game, and I don't know what it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wants from me.

♥♥♥♥ this game and I hope whoever made these decisions a very nice day.
Posted 21 March, 2022. Last edited 21 March, 2022.
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27 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
201.4 hrs on record (59.0 hrs at review time)
Good game
Toxic community
Posted 24 December, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
16.9 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
I closed my eyes and I dreamt of conveyor belts
Posted 17 July, 2021.
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2,204.9 hrs on record (1,107.8 hrs at review time)
Played a little, it's fine I guess
Posted 18 December, 2020.
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3,754.1 hrs on record (2,253.8 hrs at review time)
Played it for a bit. It's alright.
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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2 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. The game force you to walk forward and you cannot stop. It also forces you to keep shooting until your ammunition depletes. Totally unplayable, don't know what the developer is even thinking.
Posted 11 December, 2016.
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37.9 hrs on record (34.1 hrs at review time)
Great story and fun gameplay. Seems to be easier than the first one, but they have clearly added more elements. The coop is fun when playing with friends but sucks when playing with random dumbasses.
Posted 5 November, 2016. Last edited 18 July, 2021.
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