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Rapporter et oversættelsesproblem
you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can't get
them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer.
-- IBM maintenance manual, 1925
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A girl with a future avoids the man with a past.
-- Evan Esar, "The Humor of Humor"
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Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
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HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT? (Y/N)
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If you care, you just get disappointed all the time. If you don't care
nothing matters so you are never upset. -- Calvin
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<stu> apt: !bugs
<apt> !bugs are stupid
<dpkg> apt: are stupid? what's that?
<apt> dpkg: i don't know
<dpkg> apt: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
<apt> i already had it that way, dpkg.
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You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.
-- Homer Simpson, to God
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