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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:31pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 4:10pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 5:21pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 7:36am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 9:01am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 4:20pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:45pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 9:57pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:24am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 1:03pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 3:56pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 5:23pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 8:48pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:07pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:09pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:16pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:27pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:43pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 6:06am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 8:08am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:33pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:50pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:45pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 9:02am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 9:02am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 9:02am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:08pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:36pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 4:29pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 6:11am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:06pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:06pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:33pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 5:28pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:05pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 7:55am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:07pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:40pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 7:35am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:13pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 5:02pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 8:09am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:32pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 7:58am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 11:16am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:20pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 7:58am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 8:41am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 7:12am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:44pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:25am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 8:57am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 6:31am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 10:27am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 3:17pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 9:13am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:02pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:49pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 8:51am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 3:48pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:05am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:06am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:44pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:13pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:58pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 7:09am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 6:00am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:26pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 7:58am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:59pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 7:09am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 9:02am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 9:24am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 6:47am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:06pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 6:50am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 4:33pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:19am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:07pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:45pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 11:47am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 4:42pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:45pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 9:41pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 7:37am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:18pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 6:31am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:00pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 8:52am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:10am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:10am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:34pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:11am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:34pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:49pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:38am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:44pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:17pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 4:28pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 5:18am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 6:51am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:50am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:05pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:02pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 5:21am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 9:18am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 3:56pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 4:47pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:50am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:59am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 8:01am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 4:20pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 4:33pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 8:46pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 4:48pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 6:11pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 8:46pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:14am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:15am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 9:18am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:11pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:30pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:47pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:48pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:06pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:09pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:14am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 10:53am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:25am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:02pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:25am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 5:43am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:43am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:09am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:00am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:28pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:50pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 10:50am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 6:09am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 6:09am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:11pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:26pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 4:01pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:45pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 8:21am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 4:38pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:40am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:12pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 4:24pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:00pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:46pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 8:51am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 4:04pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 6:06am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 4:20pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 9:13am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:04pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 4:42pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:01am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:19am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:55am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:36pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:00pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:34pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:28pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:59pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:46pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:57pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:55pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 3:37pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:45pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:12pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:44pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:52am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:35am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 9:02am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 7:50am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:26pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 4:41pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:57am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:12pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:17pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 4:42pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 5:23am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 6:51am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:56am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:28am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:35pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:50pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:23pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:49pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:57pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:51am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:04am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:14am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:42pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:55pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:57pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 3:15pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:19pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:35pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:24am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 8:51am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 10:15am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 1:03pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 3:48pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 5:16am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 6:47am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:37am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:00am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 9:37am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:26pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:39am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:20am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:14pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 12:00pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 3:02pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:50pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:26pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:43am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 5:21am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 6:50am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:56am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:15am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:19am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:44pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:17pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:53pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:54pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 3:15pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 9:42pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:46am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 6:08am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 2:25pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 6:51am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:00am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:49pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:11pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:45pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:59pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:37am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:02am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:29am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:15am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:28pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:35pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:14pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:34pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:46pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 3:08pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 9:42pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 9:42pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:31am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:48am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:54am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:12pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:53am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:50am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:35pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:57am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:22am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:07am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:56am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:26am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:34am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:10am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:26am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:45am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:50am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 5:07am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 9:17pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 3:49pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 6:50am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:28am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:18pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 3:20pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:48am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:56am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:48pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:57am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:12am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 4:02pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:26pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:17pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 9:41pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:50pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:14pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 3:03pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 3:03pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 3:23pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 9:42pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:50am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:57am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:59am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:35am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:48am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:54am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:03am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 3:07pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 3:26pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 9:42pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:02am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:31am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:33am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:57am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:57am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:57am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:04am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:35am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:02am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:25am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:46am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:46am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:50am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:28am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:54am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:02am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:46am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:23am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 5:23pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:47am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:43am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:38am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:17am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:33am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:47am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:43am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:48am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:56am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:44am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:24am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:29am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:34am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:48am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:51am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:57am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:02am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:33am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:53am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:25am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:36am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:59am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:24am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:24am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 7:06am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:23am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:24am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 4:42pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:00am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:29pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:45pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 9:42pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:59am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:56am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:50am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:16am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:06am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:48pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:59am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:27am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:20am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:36am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:53am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:03pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:01pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:38am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 9:18am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:45pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 9:41pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:35am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:48am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:05am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:02am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:23am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:13am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:00pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:47am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:51am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:36am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:25am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:15am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:48am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:46pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:46pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 3:24pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 9:41pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:44am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:23am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:36am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:14am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:53am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:49am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:54am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:57am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:57am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:57am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:26am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:44am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:12am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:25am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:26am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:23am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:17am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:58am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:13am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:35pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 8:03am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:39am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:54am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:25am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:40am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:01am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:24am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:24am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:23am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:23am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:48am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:13am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:35pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 5:16am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 9:38am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:49pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 3:09pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:02am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:31am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:01am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:26am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:23am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:13am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:15pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:53am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:58am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:17pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:31am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:50pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:57am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:11am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:08pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:20pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:06pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:31pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 8:06am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 5:16am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:44pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:11pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:37am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:04am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:56am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:49am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:24am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:48am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:47pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:53am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:21am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:36am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:02am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:24am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:24am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:46am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:06am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:47am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:12am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:13am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:43pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:13am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:21am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:34pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:18am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 6:47am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:35am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:05am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:11pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 9:41pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:59am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:50am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:39am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:00am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:24am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:59pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:54am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:25am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:50am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:24am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:23am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:38am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:48am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:12am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:04am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:09pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked