h-hewwo...owunce of weed pwease >///< arigato... dealer-kun puts weedie-chan in bong and inhales waaah!! (╯✧▽✧)╯ daisuki cannabis desu~! (^ ω ) uwaaa! weedie-chan i feel so kimochi!!(〃°ω°〃) hehe~ ur deep inside me now x3 weedie-chans drug ♥♥♥♥♥ is so good! (ﾉ´ з )ノ everything is daijobu ! n-nani??(O_O;) eehh munchie-sama is over now... (´• ω •)ﾉ devours pocky and left over cummies uwaaa~ daisuki cannabis ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ =w=

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Ｓｈｕｔ　ｕｐ　ａｎｄ　ｅｎｊｏｙ　ｔｈｅ　D U B S T E P！ ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

Hello.
My name is Michael. I found you on Masteroverwatch as one of the top mercy’s and I think that’s great! I like my women skilled at something and still know their place. (Let’s be honest, if you played a skillful hero like genji or widowmaker, you wouldn’t be 4th)
From now on you’ll be my duo and girlfriend. You’ll pocket me.
This comes with conditions:
You’ll be required to send me snaps of you every morning, noon, and evening. You obviously won’t be allowed to stream any more and talk to other guys. If you please me, I’ll buy you an occasional loot box or two.
We’ll skype everyday, make sure to buy a high definition webcam soon.

Everyone's playing this game right now - Idle Heroes. This guys level is way lower than mine so I'm gonna crush him. Let's see... What!? I lost!? How is that possible? Okay, I need to put the Warriors first and... the Priests in the back, find a new strategy. Let's see... fingers crossed... Yes!! I won! Oh my gosh...Join Me On Idle Heroes.

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