Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Late one evening, a man is watching television when his phone rings. "Hello?" he answers. "Is that 77777?" sounds a desperate voice on other end of the phone.
"Er, yes it is", replies the man puzzled.
"Thank goodness!" cries the caller relieved. "Can you ring 999 for me? I've got my finger stuck in the number seven."
ㅤ* Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
ㅤ* Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!

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