From the screen 📺 to the ring 🥊 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 👑! Where’s my crown 👑 🤷‍♂️ that’s my bling 💍 🤑 always trouble 😈 when I ring 📞

This man skipped the birth of his first son to attend a super smash brothers tournament, when I left the hospital to retrieve the poor boy I arrived at the convention center with a brave face and made my move to storm in and grab him by the coat tails. What I had not anticipated was that I would be confronted with the most impenetrable wall of pure odor that prevented me from entering- as though some instinct had overtaken me from deep within the most primal and animalistic folds of my brain, something evolved long before recorded history to combat some unimaginable, unthinkable horror our ancestors once faced. Dang you, Flakes, dang you to heck.

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great diagnoses

drflakes has a phd in trolling +1 rep

You must have a PhD in being brain dead, upgrade your brain with more Vram instead of your PC, thank me later, chump.

Exodus 21:20-21