DAMN! met this cutie back in 06 when I went on a joyride with some buds, didn't think too much of him but he was a quirky silent kinda guy, got me right in the feels. He offered me a place to rest that night and I took up on the offer, obviously I was a broke college student with nothing to lose. His apartment was petite and full of posters of famous female singers but.... with the breasts and crotch ripped out of the posters if any of it was showing. Thought nothing of it and went to sleep on the couch which he offered. I awoke in terror and shock to see him running around his house ripping posters apart beating his chest and screaming VIRGINITY RULES while making deep huffing noises inbetween. 10/10 night would recommend staying at this guy's place at least once! Great to see you again man.

I met this dude whilst on one of my expeditions through the dense urban wilderness of Ashland, Ohio. He sleeping in a 2002 Ford Excursion filled to the brim with plushies of famous YouTube hype-beasts. When I knocked on the truck window he bolted upright and screamed at me. I tried to interview him but he only spoke Braille.

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