♥♥♥♥♥ the sun, I don't need heat or vitamin D
And ♥♥♥♥♥ toasters, I don't need to cook my bread
And ♥♥♥♥♥ coasters, I use a little plate instead
And ♥♥♥♥♥ roosters, with your useless cockk-a-doodle-doo
We invented alarm clocks, we no longer need you
Don't give a ♥♥♥♥♥ about chairs, I prefer to stand
And ♥♥♥♥♥ air conditioners, I got a ceiling fan

Enormous cucumber.. Sumptious cucumber..