Recent reviews by 409user

ARCADEOVERLOAD!!!

11/Awp'some IGN

This game is maybe 20$ worth, hitboxes are ♥♥♥♥♥♥, like the movement!
Kids anywhere!!!
Everybody who says Black Ops III isn't like Advanced Warfare is a sad liar!

2/10 Masterpiece('s Maybe avaible for buying a 15$ DLC)

I get killed by a invisible Duck with a Net Gun ... Quack / 1337

Loomynardy approved!

1337/10 IGN

11/10 IGN Masterpiece

Ok, one thing before, i'm german and english is not my mother-tongue. But if you find something wrong write it in the comments.

So, this review is maybe the most complicated review i've ever wrote.

This game is ... wait ... it's not a game, it's a dumb simulator were you can live the exciting life from a unnamed goat. i'll call the goat "Bob".
You could consider that the game was released at the 1st april, but i try to rate this game as if it's released at a other date.

Arrived at "Bob's" world, should you stay somewhere. You have no idea what to do, but there is so much to do.
You can jump and fall down, and probably the funniest thing you can do is to make "Bob" to an ragdoll.

The MMO Simulator is actually "good" for a dumb simulator.
But i don't want to write more about the add-on.

It gaves some archievments which are very fast to complete. I need 1h for all.

So i rate the game like IGN would rate it.

10/10 Masterpiece
100/10 dumb
100/10 fun
100/10 game for someone without hobby's

Bye Bye and have fun with this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game!

Richtig geiles Schleich/Baller Spiel! Man(n) kann in diesem Spiel Richtig Geile Sachen machen ... ! Sogar Banken ausrauben :O