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👳🐠🐛💗🌳😺🚘💚🍧 ║♥ #010 Cold Hard Cash
🎁🐠🚗🕺🎽🐝🐳🎍📣 ║✩ "You're so money..."
🌋🍖📀🥗📘🥒🚕💙🎈
👃🐟💄⛳🍆🏀🌽🎄🌸
💛👽🍇📕💎🥞📗👔🔋
💃👳⚡🐛🏓👾👑🎫🚙
🌂🌏🐊📒👹🚙💎🎈📒
📣🌳💄👾🐳💗🐝🕺🎽

⛳ + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👳
👹 🐟 💃 🎍 👾 👑 ⚡ 🎫 🥗 🏓 🎈 📀 🍧 🎄 🌋 🍇
I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good.
-- K. Coates
Drink Canada Dry! You might not succeed, but it *__is* fun trying.
😺 👽 👃 🔋 🚘 🚗 📕 🥞 🎫 💚 🏓 🐟 🎁 📗 ⛳ 🚕

I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl, in exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla.

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Added cuz may wanna trade