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Being a Sonic fan honestly makes marriage 10x harder. I went through a bitter divorce as a direct result of the original Sonic: The Movie trailer dropping

I said that I would support the film no matter what, as a hardcore Sonic fan. My wife said the movie looked stupid and that she wouldn't go watch it, especially since we didn't have any kids together.

Then the re-design dropped and she said the new design looked "cute" and "lit" and that she'd be willing to go see it, but by then it was too late. I couldn't look at her the same way anymore, knowing that my ♥♥♥♥♥ wife would turn her back on Sonic like that

I told her I was going out to the grocery store to load up on the limited-edition Sonic curry, but instead I immediately drove to the lawyer's office and filed for divorce

BEST. DECISION. EVER

There’s ✨ a 💥 hæir ♨️in 👤 my 🎉mœuf 💧one 👱‍♀️sec 👉 pleaes~😂 KSJSJSSOEOWPSO🧍‍♀️OSOSOAKbzbz shs😀 agggUava 🤭 mhh😬 ah 👅 got👀it~

SORRY SLUTS‼️😤🌞SIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVER🙅🏻‍♀️🚫YOU BETTER ♥♥♥♥ OFF 🏃🏼‍♀️BECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏻🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀😳 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗TURKEY🍗 ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHT🌚‼️ PREPARE 🤞🏻UR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👉🏻👉🏻FOR A DRY SPELL ☀️ CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 FOR THE BOYS 😤💪🏼TO FOCUS 👀 ON THEMSELVES 😇YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD ♥♥♥♥🙌🏻🍆 SEND THIS TO 7️⃣ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOES👯‍♀️TO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY😎FOR NO ❌SIMP❌SEPTEMBER👏🏻👏🏻

Nice golden profile you got there.

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