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You see things; and you say "Why?"
But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?"
-- George Bernard Shaw, "Back to Methuselah"
[No, it wasn't J.F. Kennedy. Ed.]
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The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows
that the average man can see much better than he can think.
-- Ladies' Home Journal
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They're back.
And everything's all right again.
For about five minutes.
(Lords and Ladies)
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Live free or die.
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Turn the other cheek.
-- Jesus Christ
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Stealing?! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that
guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name?
-- Homer Simpson
Marge Be Not Proud
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Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.
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Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux
-- unknown source
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