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Some of my readers ask me what a "Serial Port" is.
The answer is: I don't know.
Is it some kind of wine you have with breakfast?
😱
Who's on first?
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I'll burn my books.
-- Christopher Marlowe
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A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
(Guards! Guards!)
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The eyes of taxes are upon you.
😘
The Osmonds! You are all Osmonds!! Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!!
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You say you are lying. But if everything you say is a lie, then you are
telling the truth. You cannot tell the truth because everything you say
is a lie. You lie, you tell the truth ... but you cannot, for you lie.
-- Norman the android, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
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Military secrets are the most fleeting of all.
-- Spock, "The Enterprise Incident", stardate 5027.4
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(☆*✦✦ Merry Christmas!! & A Happy 2020 ✦✦ *☆ )
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Ich wünsche Dir
kuschelig warme -
leuchtend besinnliche -
himmlisch ruhige -
engelschöne -
kalorienbombige -
und rentierstarke Weihnachten!