I believe in Moot, the patriarch almighty, creator of Reddit and 9gag.
I believe in Elliot Rodger, his only bean, our Lord.
He was conceived by the power of euphoria and born of the Virgin Wizard.
He suffered under grills, was bullied, went postal and an hero'd.
He descended to 4chan.
On the third day he became a meme.
He ascended into virgin heaven and is seated at the right hand of Muhammed.
He will come again when his ass is awarded to some Jihadist martyr.

I believe in euphoria,
the Holy 4 chans,
the communion of janitors,
the retaliation of sins,
the resurrection of Moot,
and that Milhouse is a meme.
Amen.