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1 person found this review helpful
3,013.5 hrs on record
An absolute joke of a game, in the worst state it's been in since CSGO's launch.

I love counter-strike, I love the gameplay, the teamwork, the mechanics, the sound design, the simplicity, the complexity.
There's truly nothing like getting headshot through a wall 100 times a match by a 12 year old who paid £2 for his cheats and will now proceed to ruin 40 minutes of your already precious free time.

Valve are a joke, this game is a joke.
The anticheat does absolutely nothing, sub-tick is objectively worse than 128 tick (which Valve were too cheap to implement). The "updates" this game gets are absolutely shocking, so many game modes are still missing, and instead of improvements to the constant rubber banding, we get more skin cases and tiny adjustments to gameplay (if that).

No surf, no working community servers, no retakes, no decent deathmatch, no working trustfactor, no working anti-cheat, no subtick system that actually works.
There's a reason why every pro tournament is played on 128 tick Valve, you cheap money-grabbing layabouts.

Valve, you are so lucky to have the playerbase you have for counter-strike, it brings in millions of dollars every week, stop pissing that away with your complete inaction.

I haven't touched this game in months and honestly, very little would get me to return, you're killing the playerbase, and frankly the people who continue to buy these pathetic loot crates are too.

Stop opening cases, stop giving these lazy arseholes money, then they might actually do something, but until then this game isn't worth your time, your sanity, or your money.
Posted 26 June. Last edited 26 June.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
Broken as hell, buggy and unplayable. It's been years since this was released. Fix it.
Posted 22 February, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
29.5 hrs on record
Screw this game. It's a buggy, unoptimised, hacker infested mess. The developers have shown their true colours when they made the decision to add paid DLC to an early access game, and yes, although this is a 1.0 (or whatever version we're on now) release, the game is still significantly less optimised than the average early access game.
Plus their decision to sue EPIC for Fortnite (a game I don't personally care for) shows a level of arrogance and entitlement that is unfortunately commonplace in the industry. PUBG didn't invent the battle royale genre, hell it didn't even innovate on it, this is a by-the-numbers (or blunders) battle royale with absolutely nothing that sets it apart from the others, aside from it's particularly buggy nature.

And 20hz tickrate servers (at best!). It's laggy, rubber bandy and is completely unnacceptable for a game such as this, given it's competetive nature.

Don't buy this, don't support developers like this. They don't deserve your money.

EDIT: 10/01/19. More PAID DLC was released recently, despite the game still being a buggy mess. I will never buy another PlayUnknown game again. Go play fortnite, at least it runs well. An absolute joke of a game that deserves none of your time, much less your money.

EDIT: 22/04/20. Nothing has been fixed, servers are still awful and they've just released more paid DLC. It's also even more hacker-infested than before. ♥♥♥♥ you Bluehole.
Posted 18 July, 2018. Last edited 22 April, 2020.
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