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Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2019 @ 7:33am

Lord of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 2:21pm

Lab Cleaner

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2019 @ 2:51am

Chicken Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2019 @ 4:57am

The Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2019 @ 1:41pm

The Long War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2019 @ 1:41pm

Experimenticenticide

Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2017 @ 8:23am

Fascist Dietitian

Kill 200 Bloats.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2019 @ 12:17am

Homer's Heroes

Kill 100 Sirens.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2019 @ 11:05am

Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!

Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2018 @ 10:51am

Random Axe of Kindness

Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 6:17am

Bitter Irony

Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2019 @ 1:20am

Hot Cross Fun

Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2019 @ 1:47am

Dignity for the Dead

Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 12:18pm

Social Outburst

Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 1:37pm

Careful Spender

Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 12:13am

It's Not Easy Being Greasy

Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2017 @ 7:31am

Too Close For Comfort

Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 6:23am

Master Surgeon

As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2019 @ 12:49am

It's What's Inside That Counts

Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2019 @ 1:46am

Quarter Pounder With Ease

Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2019 @ 2:49am

Self Medicator

In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 12:37pm

Thin-Ice Pirouette

Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 12:24pm

Philanthropist

Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 12:50am

I Like To Watch

Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2019 @ 2:29pm

Straight Rush

Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2017 @ 8:35am

The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back

Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2019 @ 12:36pm

Death To The Mad Scientist

Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2019 @ 11:55am

Experimentimillicide

Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 12:49am

Experimentilottacide

Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2019 @ 12:56pm

Hard Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2019 @ 12:21pm

Duke of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2019 @ 1:02am

Cattle Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2019 @ 9:24am

Hard Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2019 @ 9:17am

Lab Assistant

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2019 @ 1:09am

The Hard War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2019 @ 9:17am

Suicidal Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2019 @ 12:21am

Emperor of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2019 @ 11:04am

Alligator Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2019 @ 11:37am

Mad Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2019 @ 10:04am

Lab Professor

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2019 @ 12:45am

The Completely Suicidal War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2019 @ 11:37am

Tin Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2019 @ 9:50am

Steel Worker

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 12:39pm

Man of Steel

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 9:09am

A Bit Barmy

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2019 @ 6:48am

Gone Mental

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 11:15am

Complete Barking

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 8:01am

Squirrel King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 12:02am

Raccoon King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2019 @ 11:36am

Bear King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 12:13pm

Long, Hot Summer

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 12:02am

Summer of 2009

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 11:15am

And Back to School

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 9:09am

Explosive Personality

As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2019 @ 12:02am

Flaming Hell, That was Close

As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 2:46pm

Merry Men

Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2019 @ 12:52am

Blooper Reel

Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2019 @ 6:48am

Dot of Doom

Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 1:43am

SCAR'd

Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2019 @ 12:16am

Healing Touch

Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2019 @ 11:16am

Pound This

Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 3:51am

Killer Junior

Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2019 @ 11:29pm

Getting Chunky

Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2019 @ 2:40am

Hellish Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2019 @ 8:27am

Demonic King of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2019 @ 9:21am

Demon Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2019 @ 11:55am

Boss from Hell

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2020 @ 6:16am

Scientist from Hell

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2019 @ 5:07am

Diablo Steel Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2020 @ 4:04am

Commit-ed for life

Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 10:43am

Wolf King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2020 @ 1:23pm

Waste Disposal

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 2:20am

Waste Land

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2019 @ 11:46am

Waste of Space

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2019 @ 1:12pm

Wasted

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2020 @ 2:54am

Warehouse Janitor

Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 5:16am

Warehouse Forklift Operator

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2019 @ 1:52am

Warehouse Foreman

Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2019 @ 12:18pm

Warehouse Manager

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2020 @ 9:18am

Departure Gallery

Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2019 @ 2:51am

Departure Lounge

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 8:20am

Departure Gate

Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2020 @ 1:37pm

Dear Departed

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2020 @ 7:49am

Running Late

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2019 @ 1:50am

Missed Connection

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 9:04am

Train Wreck

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2020 @ 1:13am

Pile Up

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2020 @ 1:38pm

Gimme a Plaster!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2019 @ 9:06am

That Bloody Well Hurts!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2019 @ 12:44am

I'm Dying Here!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2020 @ 9:17am

Not Dead Yet!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2020 @ 2:04am

Ice Cube

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2019 @ 1:16pm

Crushed Ice

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 1:48am

Iceberg

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2020 @ 9:05am

Comet

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2020 @ 9:39am

Daytrip

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2019 @ 7:15am

Gone Camping

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2019 @ 12:36pm

Mountaineer

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2019 @ 12:50pm

Park Ranger

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2020 @ 8:37am

Neighborhood Watch

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2019 @ 7:37am

Private Security

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 8:49am

Vigilante

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2020 @ 6:46am

Slight Drip

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2019 @ 5:03am

Burst Pipe

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2019 @ 9:10am

Pressure Failure

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 1:12am

Floodgate to Hell

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 11:35am

Piece of Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 5:16am

Pound Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 1:48am

Fruit Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2020 @ 9:05am

Let Them Burn

Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2019 @ 4:12am

Walking in A Winter Horror Land

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2019 @ 1:03pm

Silent Night, Evil Night

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2020 @ 1:32pm

Merry Friggin Christmas

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2017 @ 8:35am

Cracked the Nutcracker!

[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 6:52am

Can't Catch Me!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 6:56am

Toasted Jack Frost

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 2:47pm

That's not Santa!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 1:33pm

Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2019 @ 5:23am

Not So Silent Night

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 7:36am

Fending off Mrs. Claws

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 8:59am

Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 1:36pm

Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 6:20am

Eggnog Anyone?

[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2019 @ 11:16am

Bad Santa

Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 6:52am

Back to Work

[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 1:15pm

Uber Tuber

Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 1:10pm

Science Got Done

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2019 @ 1:19am

Still Alive

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2019 @ 12:49am

This is a Triumph

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2020 @ 9:28am

I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2019 @ 12:55pm

Golden Potato

Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2019 @ 12:54am

Flea Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2019 @ 2:11am

Dog and Pony Show

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2019 @ 4:26am

3 Ring Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 8:18am

On Top of the Big Top

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2020 @ 8:45am

Ringmaster

Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2017 @ 8:35am

Sparring with a Master

Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 6:17am

Assistant Homicide

Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 7:41am

Seeing Double

Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2017 @ 7:34am

Clearing Clown Alley

Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 12:47am

The Big Hunt

Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2019 @ 5:30am

Lifting a Dumbell

Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 11:06pm

Small Hands

Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 12:54am

Elephant Gun

Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 10:56pm

Juggling Act

Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2019 @ 12:18am

Windjammer Enthusiast

Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2019 @ 3:56am

Taking Down the Big Top

Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 6:20am

Burning up the Midway

Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 2:43pm

Punk'd

Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2019 @ 12:18am

Sparkling in the Twilight

Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2019 @ 6:48am

Carving The Jack O' Lantern

Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2019 @ 6:42am

The Scene is Zed

Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2019 @ 6:33am

Zed October

Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 11:15am

This is No Ordinary Rabbit!

Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 2:37am

Trick, not Treat

Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2017 @ 7:35am

Rule The Roost

Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 2:37am

Burning Irony

Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 3:27am

Highlander

Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2019 @ 12:21am

Bloody Yanks

Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2018 @ 11:51pm

Finish Him

Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 7:56am

I love ze Healing not ze Hurting

Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 11:01am

Italian Meat Pasta

Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2019 @ 7:35am

Feeling Lucky?

Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 8:09am

We Have Ourselves a Cowboy

Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2019 @ 6:46am

Snow Cone

Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2019 @ 1:29am

Stay Frosty

Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 1:05pm

Anti Freeze

Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2020 @ 10:23am

A Bloody Christmas Carol

Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2017 @ 8:31am

Spec Ops

Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2019 @ 2:12pm

Combat Medic

Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2019 @ 11:56pm

Fugly

Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 10:10am

British Superiority

Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 12:00am

The Big One

Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 12:53am

Highway to Heaven

Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 7:54am

Stuck in Limbo

Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 10:48am

Demonic Road

Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2019 @ 11:00am

Devil's Co-pilot

Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2020 @ 9:24am

Historical Remnants

Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 12:52pm

Nail'd!

Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 8:47am

Explosion of Love

Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 7:59am

Trench Warfare

Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 2:17am

Third Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2019 @ 4:26am

Second Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 8:35am

First Cousins (Once Removed)

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 11:38pm

First Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 4:27am

Grim Reaper

Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 1:52am

Soul Collector

Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 1:52am

Meet Your Maker!

Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 12:49am

Creepy Crawlies

Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 1:04pm

Rippin' It Up

Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 12:52am

I Am Become Death

Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 6:17am

Fiery Personality

Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 2:43pm

One Small Step for Man

Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2019 @ 11:20pm

But It's All Red!

Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 12:54pm

Game Over, Man!

Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 8:10am

Here is to us

Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2019 @ 5:49am

Attempting Re-entry

Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 6:01am

Amusing Death

Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2020 @ 12:19pm

One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind

Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 8:20am

Astro Buffer Afficiando

Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2019 @ 1:32am

Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever

Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2019 @ 12:56pm

Fractional Neutron Activator

Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2020 @ 7:03am

Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer

Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 5:08am

Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 3:26am

Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 12:58pm

Hide and go Puke

[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 4:44am

Arcade Gamer

[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 12:12am

Full Charge

Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2020 @ 12:45am

Extended Motion Protector

[2013 Summer] Protect the Ringmaster during the escort mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 1:37am

Guardian Assault Protector

Protect the ringmaster during the defense mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 1:42am

Golden 3 Crown Note

Get all 3 gold bars without the carriers taking damage while they have them
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 6:46am

Single-shot Equalizer

Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2019 @ 12:38am

Assault Flayer Ordinance

Push a scrake back with the direct fire from a Hunting Shotgun or alt fire from the Multi-Chamber ZED Thrower
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2018 @ 12:06pm

Single-Load Doom Bombardier

Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 12:16am

Turbo Executioner

Kill 5 zeds in ZED time without reloading with Dr. T's LDS or Bullpup
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2019 @ 4:12am

Mrs. Punkd

Get 4 of 6 of the 2013 Summer Event in-game level Achievements, one Standard and one Objective Mode map completion Achievement, plus the Punk'd Achievement to unlock Steampunk Mrs. Foster
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 3:26am

Longshoreman

Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2019 @ 12:14pm

Gang Crew

Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2019 @ 6:20am

Stevedore

Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2020 @ 4:10am

Wharfinger

Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2020 @ 3:29am

Fork Lift Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 3:13am

Truck Driver

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 1:54pm

Crane Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2020 @ 2:18am

Claw Machine Master

Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 11:12am

Ex-scientist

Collect all the bile without a contamination
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 12:43pm

Blinding Big Brother

Destroy all 30 Cameras
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 5:52am

Fire and Forget

Kill a Halloween Fleshpound and Scrake in the same explosion with the Seal Squeal Harpoon Bomber or the LAW
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 3:56am

Under The Weather

Use Bile or the Flamethrower to kill one of each Halloween Zed
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 12:39pm

Most Bang for the Buck

Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2019 @ 12:21pm

Death

Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2019 @ 5:12am

King Minos

Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 10:07am

Cerberus

Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2020 @ 12:34pm

Lucifer

Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2020 @ 2:36am

Brain Fart

Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 8:20am

Agnosia

Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2020 @ 12:43pm

Amnesia

Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2020 @ 6:00am

Dementia

Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2020 @ 4:58am

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2019 @ 11:23am

Home Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2019 @ 2:08am

Micro Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 7:10am

Master Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 7:29am

Trappist Monk

Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2020 @ 10:58am

Oktoberfest Master

Collect all the Beer Steins
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2019 @ 10:30am

Peasant

Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2019 @ 3:35am

Squire

Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2019 @ 8:25am

Prince

Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 3:29am

King

Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 12:58pm

Rich Evil Uncle

Collect all the Treasure Bags
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2019 @ 8:29am

Cattle Class

Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2019 @ 10:06am

Economy Comfort

Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 8:30am

Business Class

Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 10:40am

First Class

Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 2:23am

Day-trip

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2019 @ 12:36pm

Long weekend

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 1:25pm

Serious vacation

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2020 @ 2:03pm

Moved to Paris!

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2020 @ 1:12am

Nitro Boost!

Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2019 @ 7:27am

Totally Metal

Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2019 @ 4:31am

Multi-pass

Transit - Pick up the door key
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2019 @ 3:50am

Science Hater

Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 8:07am

Doctor WHO??

Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 1:25pm

Gone clubbing

Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 11:06am

Rack 'em up

Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 12:16pm

Hangover from Hell

Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2020 @ 2:53pm

Skull Cracker

Clandestine - Destroy 30 skulls
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2019 @ 11:34pm

Cave of Wonder

Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2019 @ 6:31am

Cavern of Pain

Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2019 @ 3:48am

Grotto of Terror

Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2020 @ 7:28am

Hollow of Horror

Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 12:20pm

All shook up

Destroy all (15) Snow Globes
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2019 @ 3:47am



Mr. Perky

Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.

SWAT

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Devil Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.

I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.

Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Tis Better to Give than to Receive

[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).

On the Rocks

Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty

Have my axe

Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
0 / 30

Gimli That Axe!

Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?

Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Shipping Magnate

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

777

Win Fuel on the first try

Burned out

Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty