-rep, sent him a ♥♥♥♥ pic and didnt even answer my texts afterwords :(

You are on your deathbed. The heart-rate monitor beeps twice every second, a reminder that you are still alive, still on this hellish earth. You long for the pleasure that death will bring, the pleasure that rotting away underground in your coffin will bring. But then you get a devilish idea. With all of your might, you ferociously grab your ♥♥♥♥ and start beating it. As you continue, you feel your heart start to give up, as all of your energy is focused on your hands fondling your throbbing ♥♥♥♥. And then, you finally let go. ♥♥♥ explodes out of your ♥♥♥♥ at the speed of light, right into the nurse's mouth, making her choke. This only makes you harder. A second wave comes out from your penis. All of this energy you have used up now makes your frail heart go into cardiac arrest. This is the last thing you see before you flat line. Death. The horniest thing of all. With shattering force, your corpse lets go one last shot of semen.

Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.

I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.

Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.

I used to actually think you were a cool guy, and felt like I could kinda relate to you. But man, have you thrown all that away. I've lost every bit of respect I had for you, and you're pushing yourself towards being the worst person I've ever met on Steam.

So, well done, if that's what you were going for. You've successfully made yourself the least respectable member of our minecraft group, and I no longer want to have anything to do with you.

And I've reported you for spamming my profile with ♥♥♥♥, so hopefully you'll get what you deserve.

-rep didn't kiss me

sup ♥♥♥♥