Recent reviews by Private Nickel

A challenging but well-made platformer. It's not for everyone but it's for me.

Game is good.

Demo good. Game bad.

it's halo baybeeeee

A short but interesting story about robots doing robot stuff.

One of the best old-school 2D platformers released in recent years.

First half: Okay-ish hard but fair platforming action.
The rest of the game: Unfair and horrible level design (Time limiting crumbling platforms AND having to waiting for wind hazards to disappear? Really?)

The crossbow combat seems out of place (Contrary to the introductory message, aiming with mouse is better than with an analog stick), and there seems to be an input delay for jumps as well.

Boss fights and the soundtrack are okay I guess.

There are better precision platformers out there, and this does not even compare.

This is, by far, the BEST licensed game ever made (Until the sequel, I guess).

And for once, you CAN do everything that are shown in the flashy cutscenes. IN-GAME.

This game is okay, the controls are okay-ish, the graphics are bearably okay-ish.

If you DO decide to get this, THEN GET MASS EFFECT 2 FER CHRISSAKES

Your life will not be complete without it.

Want to punch a reporter in the face? Get this game.
Want to fire a portable nuke cannon? Get this game.
Want to make sweet love to aliens? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS GAME.