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Mikael   Lapland, Finland
 
 
Moro oliot / Henlo creatures
Toaster specs
-Amd FX-6300 4.0GHZ 6-core
-Asus RX580 4gp
-8gp ddr3
-Gianelli reverse 70cc
-70cc Airsal
-Holset HX50 ( @40PSI )
-8Mb PS2 memory card
-Liquid nitrogen cooling system
But now, let me tell you little bit about myself
I sexually Identify as an the sun.
Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy.
People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful.
I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C.
From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns.
If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege.
Thank you for reading and have a nice day.
Currently Offline
VyZiXeN 12 Jul, 2020 @ 11:10am 
Ei♥♥♥♥♥♥♥pakko sanoo et oon kyl kova fani! D Katellu sun Kouluampumis-vlogei aika paljo ja pakko sanoo kyllä et oot ihan saamerin hyvä ampuun ala-astelaisia D Ois kiva päästä sun kanssas PÄIVÄKODILLE AMMUSKELEEN , mut se ei varmaan sulle kävis D Ois mahtavaa jos kävisit MEIÄNKI KOULUSSA AMMUSKELEEN, ni voin kavereille vähän lesoilla! D GL HF!
Simo 11 Aug, 2019 @ 4:49am 
This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi-Communist slave owner terrorist lesbian.
Delux 18 Dec, 2018 @ 7:32am 
♥♥♥♥ xddddd
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned
Simo 9 Jan, 2018 @ 3:25am 
Nyt täytyy kyllä myöntää etten jaksanut lukea ollenkaan ja veikkaan ongelmasi olevan jotain täyttä hevonvitunpaskaa.

Mene suihkuun ja nukkumaan. Huomenna töihin. Muuta neuvoa ei tule
Suicide Hotline 24 Oct, 2017 @ 9:57am 
> No cruise
> Do not paskonut week
> Pasko at least three podium jättiläispythonia
> Try to pull the bowl
> Not onnistu.jpg
> Not panic
> Try to pull again but will not help
> Is looking for a cleaning lady in the hallway
> Swedish know-how really bad so take by the hand and take you to the toilet cleaners
> Click jammed nest box and say "titta" while pulling the pulpit
> ♥♥♥♥ goes down quite normally from the pulpit