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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:16am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:50am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:17am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:17am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:49am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May @ 12:14pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:51pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:00am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:07am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:47pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:07am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:26am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:37am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:55am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:58am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:01am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:14am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:29am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:33am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:21am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:46pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:43am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:51pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:50am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:50am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:50am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:58am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:18am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:42am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:17am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:54am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:54am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:19am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:31am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:52pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:04pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:55am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:29am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:41am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:00am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:01am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:00am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:16am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:05am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 May @ 12:37pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:02am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:11am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:48am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:56am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:53pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:44pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:08am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:00am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:44pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:45pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:08am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:49am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:43am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:47pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:49am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:19pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:19pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:21pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:01am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:55am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:35am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:01am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:16am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:06am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:44am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:57am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:52pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 May @ 1:01pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:31pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:46pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:51pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:15pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:55pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:51pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:32pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:08pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:51pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:34pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:17am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:27pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 7:37am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 27 May @ 1:01pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:30pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:06pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:06pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 3:15am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:42pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:01pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:34pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:44pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:44pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:08pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:08pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:09pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:53pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:53pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:51pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:52pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:09pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:24pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:08pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:55am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:28pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 1:31am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:01pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 May @ 12:14pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:23am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:15pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:52am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:54am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:44pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:27pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:45pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:09pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:09pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:52pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:17pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:04am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May @ 2:16pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:53am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:39pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:32pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:44pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:09am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:45pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:08pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:20pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:20pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:24pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:24pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:24pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:52pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:16am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:34pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:16pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:16pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:14pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:34am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:34am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 10:10am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:04am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:27am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:45am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:53pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:44pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:52am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:53am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:58pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:54pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:45pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:08pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:17am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May @ 12:06pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 7:53am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:52am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:08pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:14pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:59pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:16pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:38pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:47pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:24pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:23pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:33pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:31pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:34pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:34pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:52pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:52pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:52pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:52pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:58pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:59pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:50am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:53pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:08pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:47pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:04am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:09pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:53pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:53pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:53pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:08pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:08pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:20pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:38pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:38pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:52pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:52pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:28pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:58pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:11pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:20pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:32pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:32pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:33pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:55pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:58pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:02am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:08am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:32pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:07am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:44am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:37am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:56am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:08pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:58pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:59pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:16pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:43pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:00am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:35pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:33pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:20pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:08pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:44pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:34pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:53pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:50pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:26pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:26pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:39pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:39pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:39pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:38pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:38pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:58pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:10pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:34am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:52pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 7:12am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:22am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:18pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:32pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:23pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:25pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:30pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:38pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:04pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:13pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:08pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:49pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:25pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:39pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:38pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:51pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:58pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:58pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:58pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:10pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:19pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:26pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:52pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:30pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:55pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:52pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:00pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:05pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:04pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:31pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:40pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:42pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:39pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:40pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:42pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:42pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:31am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:02am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:51am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:57pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:25pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:35pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:52pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:10pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:28pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:32pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:00pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:01pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:48am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:08pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:36pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:52pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:24pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:49pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:39pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:52pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:38pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:06pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:10pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:19pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:26pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:28pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:28pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:39pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:39pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:39pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:39pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:06pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:06pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:06pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:26pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:26pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:28pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:10pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:10pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:15pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:49pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:49pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:52pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:56pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:58pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:06pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:29pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:36pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:42pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:01pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:37am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:49pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:23pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:23pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:06pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:06pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:14pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:25pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:26pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:49pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:10pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:09am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:00pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 3:16am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:04pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:27pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:10pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:10pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:10pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:20pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:29pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:10pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:10pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:10pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:15pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:49pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:49pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:19pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:22pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:00am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:06am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:20pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:25pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:35pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:59pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:03pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:32pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:41pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:49pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:11pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:32pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:02pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:15pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:28pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:04am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:27pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:30pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:02pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:30pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:20pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:50pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:36pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:58pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:19pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:39pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:42pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:18pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:24am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 1:32am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:47pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:10pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:24pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:39pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:09pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:25pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:34am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:48pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:22am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:02pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:25am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 7:19pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:33pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:05pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:11pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:18pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:41pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:12pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:42pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:29pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:26pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:29pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:10pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:10pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:10pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:15pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:15pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:49pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:19pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:24am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:24am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 1:43am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 2:00am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 12:24pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:23am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:10pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:10pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:15pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:15pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:49pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:17pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:19pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:24am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:24am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 1:33am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 2:00am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 7:03pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:41am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:59pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:03pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:36pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:01pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:27pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:39pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:15pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:22pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 12:24pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 3:15am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:55pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:28pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:49pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:25pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:10pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:20pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:58pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:34am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:22am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 1:30am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:56am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:04am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:53am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:16am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:16am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:54pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:14pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:00pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:01pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:05pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:39pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:43pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:18pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:00pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 1:32am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:31pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:29pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:10pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:10pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:49pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:49pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:17pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:17pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:24am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:35am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 1:59am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 2:00am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:00pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 7:03pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:16pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:45pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:48pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:02pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:30pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:19am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:19pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:30pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:33pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:01pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:28pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:42pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:18pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:09am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:00pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 3:16am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:32pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:30pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:10pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:49pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:22pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:23pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:24am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:24am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:35am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:49pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:58pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:49pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:41pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked