+rep nice ak hs, better clutches

How about this one ;)

"Once upon a time I took de_train to get to de_office so I could get de_cache, to build de_stadium out of de_cobblestone. Then I spent all de_cache on de_nuke, and nuked my town, and it all burnt down in de_inferno; sadly it was just de_mirage, caused by de_vertigo I get due to my allergy of de_dust. So I bought new glasses because I didn't want de_dust 2 get in my eyes. De_end"

+rep nice and fast trader