addicted to several gacha games but still one of my closest friends aka -rep fat and gay

The other day, my son came home for Christmas with his new partner. I was excited to meet her, but imagine my horror when it turned out to be another man. I immediately started to protest, but my son said "Dad, this is who I am" Without missing a beat, I turned around and said, "You forgot to say NO H0M0" But my boy simply scoffed at me and said, "Actually dad, I AM a homosexual" I stared straight at my son, penetrating his soul with my eyes, and said, "But that's gay." As soon as I said that, my son began to convulse. He dropped to floor in some sort of manic state, spit pouring from his mouth as his eyes rolled back into his head. His bf tried to help him, but I pushed that dainty little queer away with my heteronormative strength. After a full minute, my son opened his eyes and said, "Dad, you cured me of my homosexuality." Then he pointed at that queer and said, "Let's get that hom0!" After we wiped Brian's blood off our hands, we sat down with a beer and watched some football.

having sex with a girl is gay. hear me out. the male has an XY chromosome and the girl has a XX chromosome. the male shares an X chromosome with the female and that’s 50% gay. but when you have sex with a guy, it’s perfectly fine if you say ‘no ♥♥♥♥’ because that cancels the XY out and it’s 0% gay. by using the formula: XY + XY + no ♥♥♥♥ (reducing agent) = 0% therefore it’s perfectly fine if you have sex with a guy and say no ♥♥♥♥. if you say ‘no ♥♥♥♥’ to a female, it’s 100% gay because there’s nothing for it to cancel out, resulting in a X2 in the XY and XX. but if you have sex with a guy not saying ‘no ♥♥♥♥’, it’s also 100% gay because you’re not cancelling the XY chromosomes out. it’s simple math formula.

Yeah...I'm kind of a big deal in the Steam Community. I've got 3 trap girlfriends right now so I guess you can say that I'm pretty high up on the food chain. My avatar is usually something edgy, or an anime picture or a picture of a girl from tumblr that isn't showing her face (in monochrome or color depending on my ~*~mood~*~ that day.) I also get my profile artwork from tumblr by searching the tags "#japan #photography" or "#palewave". I've got a high level with a low amount of friends (having your friend number higher than 20 isn't very aesthetic), and all my groups are groups that are based on the idea of being ironically depressed. People really look up to me as sort of a virtual role model.

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