Where to begin? They call me Tropical storm Jim
Here's your really local forecast there's a warm front moving in
Pin drop, yeah you heard it when I moonwalked in the room
While around the water cooler at the Legion of Doom
They're shouting "Why's the new guy with the sweet moves talking that smack?"
Well I'm the kinda crazy made from the ♥♥♥♥ of a bat
I swing like hell but know full well that I won't win the fight
But big man I'm the beta male that's gonna ruin your night