People often talk about emergent gameplay and peak artifical intelligence in gaming and will often cite the most modern triple-A releases. Those people will find the true height of game design here. This simple, yet deeply complex release showcases the power of what a small team of dedicated professionals (or in this case, a single visonary) is truely capable of. You can tell that Greener Productions must have dedicated countless hours to the science and art of sack tightness. Greener must have done little else than observe the raw elasticity of a sack under many conditions for months. Aerodynamic tests, drop tests and a great deal of examination of sacks of all shapes and sizes have led to this masterpiece of modern technology.

While my overall opinion of the game is highly positive, I think its important that we talk about the controversy. The sack in this game sets an unrealistic standard of perfection the average man can only dream of. While I am sure Kotaku will be all over this unrealistic deptiction of the male form, I think its critical to the story. What average sack, what normal man could face the dead fish like this?

I hope to see anticheat implemented in future versions. Currently, a hacker known only as "Gary" has been able to tie my high score and its obvious hes a cheater. I know Greener productions will get quality anticheat out soon.