A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.
I believe everything positively stinks.
-- Lew Col
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Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.
(Men at Arms)
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It was Carrot who'd suggested to the Patrician that hardened criminals
should be given the chance to "serve the community" by redecorating the
homes of the elderly, lending a new terror to old age and, given
Ankh-Morpork's crime rate, leading to at least one old lady having her
front room wallpapered so many times in six months that now she could only
get in sideways.
(Feet of Clay)
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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
-- Elbert Hubbard
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When the wind is great, bow before it;
when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
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"It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God."
(By Matt Welsh)
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-rep for walls

Low Fat Walter

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