+reppp, nice profile added you for future games :3

+rep, I kinda liked your profile and thought we could be friends :3

+rep

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: IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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doosh

BallsMcFrenzy: BallsMcFrenzy: Wow I have a really muscular left hand.
Baron Fancy-Pants: I call my right hand my ♥♥♥♥ stick.
BallsMcFrenzy: Okay that is not at all what I was going for.
BallsMcFrenzy: My left hand is muscular because I play guitar...?
Baron Fancy-Pants: Oh.....UH. I. UM. DISREGARD.
BallsMcFrenzy: Yeah, remind me not to shake your hand ever again...

stefmor90: best video ever
stefmor90: mic spam in TF2 = winning
BallsMcFrenzy: what is it with you and ear/eye rape?
stefmor90: uhm
stefmor90: huh
stefmor90: never got asked that
stefmor90: ...
stefmor90: "yes"

Dat name

penis

Stranger 2: ...thank you..for not throwing it out.
Stranger 1: No problem, really.
Stranger 1: Dinner?
Stranger 2: that would be lovely
Stranger 1: Let's go then. *smile*

[[<3 This was fun, and kind of adorable.]]
Stranger 2: (It really was!)
Stranger 2: (do you you have tumblr?)
Stranger 1: [[ You know it ---> *****************.com

Thanks for being so awesome. :D]]
Stranger 1: NO. wait. it's theparallelpersona
Stranger 2: ( mine is ****** i'll follow you!)
Stranger 2: (this was awesome!)
Stranger 2: (fighting over jam :P)
Stranger 1: [[ Haha, yes. Jam always makes things interesting. I couldn't help it when I saw the question. Have an awesome day or night Sherlockian! See you on tumblr!]]
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Stranger 2: Jaaaaaawn dont be mad at me
Stranger 1: Sherlock, it's fine. I'm fine, we're fine.
Stranger 2: So you aren't mad at me..?
Stranger 1: Hm.
Stranger 2: I should be just as mad at you..but i'm not..
Stranger 1: And why is that?
Stranger 2: You through out the head in the fridge..i needed that for an experiment *pouts*
Stranger 1: I'm sure Molly can get you another head... you practically have her wrapped around your finger anyhow.
Stranger 2: But you can get more jam to.. i dont want you being mad at me..
Stranger 1: *sigh* Okay, I'm not mad at you. I'm sorry for throwing out your dead body parts. Happy?
Stranger 2: I'll go buy jam for you later if you want..
Stranger 1: You'll.... that's--- nice, Sherlock. Thanks.
Stranger 2: ..Only for you, John. I'll even buy some milk..
Stranger 1: *laughs* We're quite a pair, aren't we? Milk sounds lovely.
Stranger 2: *hugs* Mmhmm. Where did you put the head?
Stranger 1: Right, uh... nowhere... I just said it cause I was angry. Sorry.

You're a couple going through marital issues. Entertain me.
Stranger 1: Where'd you put the jam!
Stranger 2: I didn't touch your Jam!!-SH
Stranger 1: Then why is it gone! Honestly, I just bought it yesterday Sherlock. What experiment did you use it on this time?
Stranger 2: I.did.not.take.you.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JAM!!
Stranger 1: FINE. I'm going to the store. Oh, and just so you know, I threw the head in the fridge out.
Stranger 2: But.. that was an important experiment!!!
Stranger 2: you're just angry because you were stupid enough to lose your stupid Jam!
Stranger 1: How do you LOOSE jam? It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JAM. I brought it back and put it in the freaking cupboard. It's not like I was carrying it around like a pet and accidentally left it at the park.
Stranger 2: BUT I DIDNT TOUCH IT!! i dont even LIKE jam!?
Stranger 1: Alright, fine, I BELIEVE YOU. I'll just go buy some more later.
Stranger 2: ...Are you mad at me...
Stranger 1: Good deduction, yeah.
Stranger 2: But...i really didnt take you jam

PORJECT FINISHED, HORIBLE GARDES READIE TO COMENCE IN THRE TO ONE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDrJm2mQglI&feature=related THEY LET THESE PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET?

O.o hai

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you heard right.
i mean wrong....
♥♥♥♥

I heard peter like necrophillia.

*Le dodges gun*

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But i borrowed the second tank to fuel the S.S. Buck Futter...

That reminds me - If at any point, the S.S. Piggle, runs out of feul, the ship exlodes, using the second feul tank.

I once clowned a rainbow, with a burrito, eating a taco, while farting a purple bagget, to ensure the the red paper stayed on the prostitute's wall so that she could take a computer to remove the green pencil of the toaster of enlightenment, with the one-eyed-monkey, so that it could eat a Philly-Cheese-Steak, while humping a crab rangoon, from Jade Palace, so that the number Q could Saturday the chair with a protractor, ensuring that the mirror could headphone the speaker, with my printer, that refuses to stare at the carpet, because it is an Urethera, with a chicken on the spiked wall of happiness. THEN I shoved the doctor with a shovel and axe of some ear-drums because it was apparently, a military conductor at the time. With this knowledge at my heels, I took the ritalin down to the poster wih the big titties on it. You know, the one near John? Yeah, that one. So anyway, I removed yet another augmentation from my highlighter of conjunctivitis, so that when I opened up, I died.

You ♥♥♥♥♥ don't realise- I can't get you Borderlands, cause A - I've no money. B - you suck. C - You're a Jew. And D - I R HAIZ NO MONIES, you racist ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

racist ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is still the dumbest thing i've ever heard

:'C

noz.

Mr. Peter, I am in need of your services. I need the game "Borderands: Game of the Year". Can you provide? If not. I will eat a giant ass fish. Then I will vomit. It will smell really bad. Therefore, You should get it for me. Danke.

O.O fish... O.O

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=I+will+cut+your+teeth+out.&l=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXasCjUTNpE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf13vdS8wXI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKGvmhsLfTY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kCulkj1vy4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKGvmhsLfTY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kCulkj1vy4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3alA2_RZZY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKGvmhsLfTY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnRSXhe7Jf4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

SUN TZU SAID THAT

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PENISAUR I CHOOSE YOU
"♥♥♥♥ you, ass."

*Exclaims Logical Fallacy*

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