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it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.
-- Steven Wright
🤣
Several years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea: Why not build a big
store where a do-it-yourselfer could get everything he needed at reasonable
prices? Then they decided, nah, the hell with that, let's build a home
center. And before long home centers were springing up like crabgrass all
over the United States.
-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
😶
Ah, the Tsar's bazaar's bizarre beaux-arts!
🤠
Scully: All of her clothes were on inside out and backwards.
Chung: Oh, have I had my share of mornings like that!
"The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"
🤓
I've always felt sorry for people that don't drink -- remember,
when they wake up, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day!
😯
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