where have u been

*hugs*

freak

holy frickarino

invite to migos plzz

Hope your Christmas is awesome like you love <3 <3 <3

bird up

>_<

♥♥♥♥ u mom

cheating c*nt

cheating c*nt

hi lily :3c

imy ♥

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES WHAT IS THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Hi! Really cute profile!

imy ♥

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what coincidence! my hobbies also are eating, sleeping, and waiting for my problems to fix themselves

Some of the stuff we eat as humans makes me wonder what the first guy who decided to eat it was thinking.

Like, eggs. I eat eggs 3 or 4 times a week. But that first guy had to be a nuts. Birds only have one hole. He saw a bird poop out an egg and thought "yo, i want some of that." Granted, he was a genius. Eggs are nearly irreplaceable in my diet. But still, that ♥♥♥♥'s bonkers.

In the morning, if my hairline is a little puffy, I'll put on my 450 laser diode helmet while doing my lateral raises. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the helmet, I use a 1.5 millimetre microneedling dermaroller. In the shower, I use a ketoconazole shampoo. Then a saw palmetto and cayenne conditioner. And on the face, a cōsh exfoliating cleanser. Then apply a 5% minoxidil topical solution, which I leave on for 4 hours while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use a hair mask with little or no parabens, because parabens dries your scalp out and makes you look older.

Then a tretinoin cream, then Gorilla restorative youth serum followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Derek More Plates More Dates Dot Com, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

So I get home and take a massive ♥♥♥♥. But before I drop the boys off at the pool, I jerk one out real quick. Usually to some super degenerate ♥♥♥♥ that I’d never admit to IRL. After blowing coconut juice all over a tissue it’s almost like my body is prepared and I just take a massive ♥♥♥♥ and it feels amazing. Almost similar to a girl giving you a blumpkin but way more relaxing cuz don’t have to deal with dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ after ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Anyway usually take a nap after that hence triggering massive HGH chemicals to flood my body during my sleep, getting me bigger and stronger than other onions boys.

Anyway try it if you haven’t already. It’s awesome.

bad at scroll

I think I finally understand why I love Amelia so much and it's a bit embarrassing but here goes. In high school I dated a girl for about a year and half. Very pretty, basically out of my league. We talked about marriage and were very much in love (puppy love if you want to call it that). I wanted her to be my first and me hers, but she always found an excuse not to have sex with me.

It was strange. So one day I got fed up with her and tell her I wanted to go on a break. She agreed. So we're on a break, but I fully intended to get back together with her after a while. Well one day some guy messages me saying he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ex girlfriend in the town's mall bathroom.

I legitimately thought he was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with me but I asked my ex about it and she just started crying and saying she was sorry and that "it just happened" and that she still loved me and wanted to get back together.

I said ♥♥♥♥ that, we're done. The few days after that, I couldn't stop thinking about this dude ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ex girl in that bathroom stall. He defiled her. I could only imagine her moans and pleasure. It turned me on and I had some of the best cooms of my life. Ever since, I've enjoyed NTR.

It just happened and that's how it is. I still talk to her now from time to time and we catch up because she genuinely meant a lot to me back then and was my first love. But yeah.

Whenever I watch Amelia I get that same rush that I got back then and I love the rush. Not to mention Amelia is honestly really cute and funny to be around. This feeling just takes it over the top for me.

yo i just remembered who you were on bonihap earlier on source, im ready for the hormones mom, ready to finally fulfill my purpose to be a girl :3

super cute dont let him Convince you otherwise

weebs get the rope first

Ⓟ *DEAD* blake‎ : okaa are you a furry

The year is 2040. The LGBTQ party has taken over the whole world. Being heterosexual is illegal. At age 14, everyone is forced by law to change to another one of the 666 different genders. The last gamers hide in the sewers, eating rats and enjoying decade-old videogames; the last ones without identity politics woven directly in the code. Their last hope: leaving edgy comments in reviews on Steam.

very unfortunate

hewwo uwu

great soundcloud lots of real bangers :-)

+rep really cool

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

legend of the one and doner

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asmr me

We matched on tinder but you ghosted me

weebs hack

-rep obvious wallhacks and aimbot

Hey babe OwO

cyberbullying is a real thing dude

why do u always send me hentai,,,,,,,, ur twitter a mess

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sorry bro u were snorin too loud, couldnt take it anymore