Hi. I'm LOL DUDE. I'm bad at profile summaries.
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Below is my REALLY old profile summary. Read and cringe if you'd like.

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I am LOL DUDE... and this is my profile. She weighs 150 megabytes and blogs with $200 custom blog cartridges at 10,000 posts per minute. It cost $400,000 to be logged onto this account for 12 seconds...

OMG, who touched profile...?
...WHO TOUCHED BY BLOG!?!?!?!

Some people think I am POOR and IRISH... not anymore... not anymore... but I am yet to meet one who thinks that imitiations of Meet the Heavy are racist...

Now listen here, little babies!
Team Fortress 2 is now Free to Play, so go build some diaper changing stations to defend point!