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This shorty is a blatant hacker. I believe he is hacking for the following reasons:

1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. He always seems to not die when I am shooting at him, I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS2 player of all time
4. He knifed me once
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction

Together, as a community, we need to band together against this type of behavior. It isn't right for a person like this to be able to win a competitive game that I deserved to win. Rest assured, my dad works at Valve and will have his account banned.
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Hey Mump! 🎉 Just wanted to send a cosmic-sized THANK YOU for signing my profile! 🚀 You’ve officially leveled up my Steam game to legendary status! Now my profile shines brighter than a disco ball at a unicorn party! 🦄✨ You’re a rockstar! Keep being awesome! 🤪🤘

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