Haha whats up douche bag, it's Cameron from Halloween night. Remember me? Me and my squad used to give you a hard time five minutes ago. Sorry you and your nerd stream were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Panini, the girl you had a crush on? Yeah I got her digits and we’re meeting up later tonight. I make over 400k a year and drive a Mitsubishi EVO Lancer. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

*takes a fat ♥♥♥♥ down your throat*
Thats for embarassing me in front of the girl in the discord
*has diarrea on your ugly face*
Thats for doing nothing when i told you i was getting bullied
*wipes my ass with your hair*
And thats for making that toxic server in the first place and being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ owner
*shoots your entire family in front of you before slitting your throat*
that one is for me, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*dances on your dead body in a cute way*
OwO
UwU

DO NOT TRADE WITH THIS ACCOUNT.
*WARNING*
"Sloppycockmaster69" AKA SaltySpitoon (just finding out his real name now) found me on Grindr. We chatted for days getting to know one another. He coerced me into sharing pics of me spreading my anus. He promised to meet up and take me out for coffee. Once we met at the local starbucks, we bonded over our love of items in the Steam Community Market. He grabbed my phone to "show me some cool new skins". Unbeknownst to me, thats when he installed a hacker backdoor into my steam account. He was a gentleman and paid for my Mocha Latte Frapp Chocolate Swirl with Almond milk and Whipped cream gluten free. He walked me to my car, and once again coerced me into sucking his ♥♥♥♥ in the parking lot. Not going to lie, I enjoyed it myself, something about my kneed being scraped on the cold wet pavement while his hands were on the back of my head thrusting down on his girthy shaft.

I began to get cold and wet due to the weather, so i went into super mode with my c0ck suck1ng prowess. Soon after i began super mode, he sprayed his love syrup all over me and my car door. Like the original gentleman he is, he helped me back on my feet and opened my car door for me (which was covered in semen, btw). He kissed me goodbye and setup plans for our 2nd date. I coulnd't of been more in love at this point, i finally met the gentleman of my dreams.
I get home and like any other true gamer i get on discord to brag to my guild about the successful grindr meet up i just had, including graphic details of the large meat hog i just enjoyed ;)...but wait. This is too good to me true. My email notifcations started to flood. Steam kept sending me confirmation codes to my email about trades. What? I haven't traded anything recently? how could this be? Next thing u know, poof, ALL my items are GONE.

Where did they get traded to? This account. Sloppycockmaster69. AKA SaltySpitoon.

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