i sucked this guys hog raw all sloppy style in a dark new orleans alleyway. +rep

you are walking through the salt mines. the engorged chod e of a dwarf presses into your suit from behind. he reaches to grab your throat and you can smell the petrol on his gloves. he is a driller and he knows his way around these mines. he glides his gloved hands down to your hips, pulls you in close and says into your ear: "rock and stone, kitten. rock and stone."
do you dig a little tunnel (to evade the glyphids), pull down your suit and let his girthy blood-filled coc k drill into your compacted dirt?

(YES) (NO)

8=D

YOU, ME, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course, UH OH there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish. HORNY FISH. You know what that means. FISH ORGY. The stench draws in a bear, what do we do? We're gonna fight it.
Bear fight. Bare handed, Bare NAKED? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a chuck-e-cheese. Dance dance revolution, revolution, overthrow the government. Uhhhhh I THINK SO. Next thing you know im reencarnated as jesus christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, BLACK OUT AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, then I turned INTO the sun, UH OH looks like the meth is kicking in
DZAUHBUYHGHEZABHUGHAWHHH

dude iron obsidian ? no way .

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