Recent reviews by ihavenolegs

Probably best spent 200 PLN in my life.


Upcoming 40 GB patch will fix game braking stuff like:

Vehicles driving - now more dynamic, based on "Deluxe Ski Jump 2.0" advanced physics - you can turn left and right now.
Finaly pimpin' around the Night City will be the way it should be. So realistic, it is more realistic than realistic!

PC Racing Wheel will be recommended for maximum RPG immersion and to turn into them corners like a boss!
Need For Speed 2077 in my opinion, will be hands down best NFS game.

You can now change keybinds(!) - questionable as majority will use Racing Wheels Controllers now or connect real life cars with USB.
Long awaited option nonetheless.

It let you swap hard to use and complicated binds. For example function binded to "K" now can be assigned to "k" bind.
EZ.


Binding "ALT+F4" to "W" makes the game run super smooth.
Solid, stable 7 FPS on all PC systems, no dips!
You can now use ultra high resolutions up to 12x16 with in game FPS Limit set to 3 for optimal performance.


Stability was increased.
General optimizations.
Level 7 is now a maze with no return (or an exit in fact).
All guns are now smart guns with app store, just like smartphones - however, to avoid confusion, they were all given exotic names like IPhoneZ 0.83 beta, Shampshoong Es9, Nekia 2077 to name just a few.

Hardware Requirements Update:
-17 sticks of RAM, 123 MB each
-no CPU
-monitor must be disconnected from the fridge
-3.5 Floppy Disk Drive - please note that for compatibility reasons, drive must be external, pink and have 5 GHz mode enabled

Misc:
-optimized and compacted for Floppy Disk Drive technology
-automated installation process - just few disk swaps on the user end
-for convenience, distributed on 27,777 floppy disks - (40.000 / 1.44 = 27.777)
However, patching the game second time withing 9 second, reduce the amount of disks to 2077.


Ez for CDPR?!
well... 凸(•_•)凸

Must have computer application
Never again
Great product
I recommend
For ze Germans
2/10
GG

P.S. "i serious"

best skill tree simulator 2k20 :DDD

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