I have a date this weekend and I have never kissed a girl. Anyways I asked my sister nicely if shed let me practice french kissing with her. She slapped me and locked herself in her room. I screamed that she was the only girl I could practice with and she was being selfish. She got scared and called the cops. Plus she told her boyfriend and he wants to kick my ass. WTF is wrong with my sister. I hate her so much

Something some of y'all don't realize is that one of today's most popular internet viral kinks known as ball busting (or what is commonly referred to as Tamakeri (玉蹴り) or nut kicking) actually has many layers to it. While most of you are focused primarily in ejaculation, ball busting at a moderate level where it does not knock you out causes the body to release an abnormal amount of adrenalin and endorphins to cancel out the pain. This essentially makes you a little high. A similar state is achieved by marathon runners after several hours known as the "runners high" but you can skip the exercise portion of achieving this state, and go directly to the pain/pleasure portion of the activity. In-fact, if you are erect at the time of being kicked in the balls, it can even make you more aroused. This is a moderate level of BDSM and should not be overlooked if you've grown tired of vanilla. Follow me for more ball busting BDSM information.

Minha professora disse para mim, eu sou um fracassado, que nunca vou ser nada. Eu zombei dele. Chocado, meu professor perguntou o que é tão engraçado, meu futuro está na linha. "Bem ... você vê professor" Eu digo enquanto a professora se prepara para rir da minha resposta, "Eu assisto Rick e Morty". A classe está chocada, eles simplesmente observam fezes como a teoria do big bang para fingir inteligência, não agarrando o humor. "... como? Não consigo entender sua pura nitidez e sutileza". "Bem, você vê ... WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" Um estudante de linha ri nas costas, eu viro para ver quem é esse gênio. Não é ninguém nem menos que Albert Einstein.

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is the 2nd greatest game of all time, behind ET. It really is the pinnacle of human engineering. The roster of trucks may be small, but the developers chose to go with quality over quantity. It is the best racing experience because no matter what, "You're winner." If you play this, you never lose, literally and spiritually. I was bullied in school, and had barely any friends, but this game kept my spirits up. It let me know that I could be winner at something, even if the popular kids said otherwise. The only excuse to complain about it is that your PC isn't strong enough to run it. You need a supercomputer about as strong as the human brain to get this to run at 60fps. The graphics were way ahead of its time and are much better to look at than anything released today. Its glitches were so good that Bethesda decided to take inspiration, and we got Fallout and Skyrim out of it. The fact that it can compete with ET and Superman 64 speaks volumes. GOTY 2003

escreve beta spirit, irmão. você, você tá na minha live, com a minha mina, eu ensinando sedução, velho, e você me chama de betas? irmão, você compreende o quão perdido você está, velho? você tá comentando num chat que eu sou corno, que eu sou bluepill, irmão, olha o que você tá fazendo, provavelmente na casa dos pais ainda, irmão, eu pago essa parada aqui, mano, eu pago contas, tá ligado, velho? eu malho todos os dias, irmão, eu pratico a intenção só no namoro, eu ganho din, brother, e você aqui, falando de beta spirit? irmão, vai se fudê e tomar no seu cu, eu tô simplesmente PASMO, velho, com alguns caras que "se denominam inscritos" — eu não quero generalizar, porque tem um, velho, noventa e cinco por cento de vocês são fodas, então tipo, agregando valor nessa live, mas tem uns betas adolescentes e vocês estão completamente errados aqui, irmão, é tipo, impressionante.

Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.

This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow.

Cyberpunk 2077 is so buggy that even the character creator is broken

I heard that the game had some bugs but I wasn’t expecting them to hurt my experience so quickly. I was making my character and I got to the genitals option and gave my character a penis. I scrolled through the size option and noticed a game breaking bug. The labels are wrong for the penises. I gave my character what was labeled as “small penis” and was surprised to find that it was way bigger than my real penis. This is a serious game breaking bug and CD Project Red needs to make fixing this issue it’s number one priority.

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Tenho 18 anos, mas faço 19 em cerca de 3 meses e, além disso, assisto programas adultos como Casa das Safadas e Roludos, então sou muito duro e minha mãe diz que sou muito durudo para a minha idade e sou amigo de um monte de alunos da 1ª série, embora eu vá para o 4º período de sociologia e ciências sociais, então sou um Adulto, mas sou como criança.

They say 9 out of 10 Steam users are dumb. I'm so glad to be in the other 1 percent.

Um breve Relato de uma Baguncinha minha no Tinder.
Apos, eu ter caido em uma luta corporal com desafeto meu de forma astuta na porta de sua casa, resolvi olhar meus Match.
Achei uma Bacharel em Contabilidadenota 8 nao ganhou 10 por que tinha altura de 1.60, seios de silicone,loira de salão de beleza, corpo malhado, rosto de princesa.
A distancia era de apenas 1 km, a convidei para almoçar no meu apartamento situado em um condominio nobre de minha cidade e cheio de cameras, isso fez ela confiar em mim, fora que minha foto fardado com 38 cm de braço passa muita confiança.
Apos o convite lavei a casa todinha usei aquele cheirinho de lavanda na casa toda, fiz um almoco com file a molho madeira.

Assuntos dela: Anabolizantes ,ciclos, carros da Honda,libido, musicas e vinhos.


Moral da historia, sexo a noite toda e ganhei meia hora de bum-bum

To tentando responder suas mensagem no whatsapp, mas não consigo, fica só no reloginho e não envia.
Enfim, sobre importação de produtos eróticos pelo aliexpress, não sei te dizer, nunca comprei esse tipo de coisa. Só comprei acessório de informática. Não entendo nada sobre pênis elástico de silicone e não sei se as copias chinesas de pênis africanos são anti-alérgicas ou não. É pra um amigo seu né, como você me explicou? Por isso tô te respondendo aqui na steam mesmo.
Nao sei como te ajudar. Desculpe! Veja no MercadoLivre se tem alguma coisa...

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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I laughed at this. As I chuckled my mother asked, “What’s so funny”. What a good question mother. Perhaps, it’s the single fact that we are all born to die. The very moment you are conceived on this rocky prison we call Earth, is a death sentence. Maybe it’s the reason we’ve been killing each other for thousands of years for various barbaric reasons? Our very existence is a virus on this planet. Why should I care if a person from Syria dies. Hundreds of more newly conceived babies will take their place. Eventually we are all forgotten, and we can only pray we do something that implants us into history, and if we are born to just die and be forgotten, then life is a paradox. A paradox that we are forever trapped in and will never escape, no matter how hard we tried. Instead of saying this to my mother, I simply said “Just hentai, mom”.

Excuse me, but I have played many a hentai game so I am no stranger to a naked female or how to pleasure one. The idea that a gamer of my intellect would not know how to deal with a mere female human without clothing is simply laughable. I have been though hundreds, nay, thousands of simulations which cover every permutation of events that could possibly happen with a female so I would absolutely know how to provide her pleasure given the opportunity. Don't underestimate the power of hentai, my friend. :-)

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Desrespeitado tal mandamento santo, condenado serás por viadagem.

"ou é uma lasanha, ou uma colônia na áfrica" -Confúcio

Boa Tarde Lasanha , nós da Sociedade Mundial de Urologia recebemos as suas perguntas enviadas por e-mail, e é um prazer respondê-las (na steam mesmo):

1)Sim,5 cm é considerado pequeno. Sugerimos processo cirúrgico.

2)Não, não é comum a camisinha ficar larga. Não existe tamanho PP, o tamanho é único.

3)Ainda que 5 cm seja um tamanho muito pequeno, é possível a parceira chegar ao orgasmo durante a relação sexual, portanto se isso não ocorre nas suas relações conforme mencionou, pode se tratar de falta de competência de sua parte .

4)Não, o senhor não pode fazer o exame de toque, é apenas para pessoas acima de 50 anos. Por favor não insista .

5)O forte desejo por pessoas do mesmo sexo ,pode sim ser um forte sinal de tendência ao homossexualismo;

How exactly does one get ♥♥♥♥♥ while living at the white house as a teenage boy?

The secret service always ♥♥♥♥ blocking you when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows ♥♥♥♥ out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl .

Have a good week

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Eu não vou ficar passando correntinha pra transformar o steam num orkut. Prefiro passar outra coisa ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Olha faz me um favor apaga as nossas conversa e não me procura mais no zap , hoje vieram me dizer certas coisa sobre vc . Nunca pensei isso...é sério se afaste de mim , vc é uma má influência para mim e o meu médico proibiu-me de gostar de pessoas doces como vc senão vou ficar diabética...kkkkkkkk te assustei né? agora assusta as pessoas que vc mais gosta, envia para mim se vc gosta de mim.. bjsssss...Gosto muito de vc..

It simply is not true? I know, butterflies, more important than 300 deaths which are based on the number of high school, I have peace.

Monkeys trained to fight, and I'm not a military sniper. You anything, but it was not. We wanted to determine the sex. I mean, I see the face of the earth.

If you think you can find something on the Internet? Evo cars. Be prepared for hidden spy network in the United States to attack the larvae of intellectual property rights, I must say better. The storm destroyed painful memories. Half of the children died. You can do it anywhere and I can already killed hundreds of hands. This is wrong, but smaller oil reserves, like an old man "that some phones Navy to play ugly." But now we can not pay ridiculous prices. I do not want to disrupt their wounds.

Half of the children died.

It's not the Fleshlight's fault, really. Just the fact that trying to use the one you ordered for your 43th birthday has rammed home the basic fact that you are a loser and that you are never going to get laid in your life.

Apparently you are both too small and too big to use the Fleshlight. Small in the PENIS and big in the grossly overweight stomach. The result is that you apparently can't get very deep into the thing and experience the ribbing and other textures.

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vosse mi ecita

pqp 230 horas?? karaio

Só jogo mais ou menos ai. ueheuehhe

gibe money pl0x

Bora jogar Age II =)