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this is legit a roommate onboarding simulator where you'll have yourself and 3 people to work together with and figure out if you'd synergize or not

so far i'm living alone

dear guy who was in one of my comp games,

thanks for listening to my straight banger of a song recommendation: yo momma by babytron. you're so real for that and i'm sorry that visualizer on youtube ruined your life but i'm so glad you listened to some straight gas

sincerely,
me

one minute you wanna kill yourself the other minute you feel intense euphoria after beating a boss you spent countless hours on

censored war crimes for everyone

pros:
visually beautiful
good mix of 2d and 3d
pixels are cool
combat cool
swords go vrr vrr vrr
bad dragon dildo man

cons:
anti-lgbtqia+
story kinda mid

playing this game took me about 2 attempts. 1st attempt i have played it and got distracted and never played it again. 2nd attempt i decided to commit to it and play through the entire thing. it is very insane to me how some of these characters are extremely relatable and i enjoyed understanding how they are as people, their backstories/characteristics, etc. soundtrack in the game is remarkable and something i really enjoyed especially during combat where music accurately reflects the personality of what you're fighting. i enjoyed the combat system quite a bit more later in the game, but early game it felt a bit underwhelming which i expected. the story was very well put together and something that really caught me both by surprise and had me curious constantly when everything began to make sense. game is a solid 10/10

bought the game to fix my marriage
fixed my marriage with 3 different people

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My mom put up missing posters because I was MIA for 114 hours