Recent reviews by Greenbean

has english now :)

great visuals, some fun areas to explore but the map is very very large and difficult to navigate. enemies are also sometimes unfair

i cant stop playing

It's extremely unnerving, but the gameplay itself is lacking, especially the jumpscare after getting caught. Once you realize the format of the "monster chase you while you collect item" it loses a majority of it's atmosphere. However, I still have to recommend it just off of how terrifying it felt when I first played it.

10/10 goodgame because i eat ass

something in my eye award

But there is one game bigger than No Man's Sky...



Pokemon Go



If you have a spaceship.

Actually what would happen

Ok nevermind I guess Pokemon Go is smaller

Everyday I awake in my ship and everyday I start anew. And everyday I enter the Desolate Canyon and everyday I fight and everyday I die. Never made it to level 100 like other cadets say they have, or complete the quests and fight this destroyer cadets speak of.
Until one day I awoke at my ship and entered the canyon. I fought Uragorak as usual, and he dropped his lance. I continued moving until I reached the teleporters. When I entered the shop I tried to get 237 weapon XP but I accidentally got ring XP.
I moved on into the Deep Jungle. I tripped a vine and then heard a roar. The Hivemind was already on me. I quickly dashed to the portal and entered the Hollow Cavern and was immediatly surrounded by spiders.
I took out my sword and bashed the spiders until I could escape. When I dug a rock lenny told me rock scarabs don't like that and I told him shut your mouth stupid idiot, and dug all the minerals, angering the rock scarab. It attacked me but all I did was stand still and swing my sword until it died.
I moved on to Shroomtown and there was a glitterbug. I captured it and opened the packs. It gave me a fourth age helmet!
I equipped it and then went to the Byfrost and was frozen everybody in the level and I could move and I died with everything that was good ever and I sat in a corner and cried. True Story


Thank you for your time SmashGames.

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