Recent reviews by Autismus Maximus

Absolutely beautiful, stunning even

Too short for the price tag, beat it in less than two hours

Will change review to positive if further content is added for free

This review will remain a negative until they fix the GODAWFUL PATHFINDING
City battles are a nightmare, and dont get me started on the convoluted UI, they actually made it a downgraded version of Rome 1

Will change my review when im able to go driving into the city with my Gaming PC with everything set on LOW, and not have the framerate drop to below 1

Won't stop crashing
Fix this goddmaned game memory allocation

The optimization is pure GARBAGE
I can run DOOM, Mordhau, Killing Floor 2 and many other games with settings on high.
I have already reduced practically every graphical aspect in Bannerlord to low and it still runs like ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

FIX THIS

This game will keep you pulsign in the rythim of onslaught, constantly.
You kill, you die, you respawn, all in a heartbeat.
If you are looking for the most brutal game that DEMANDS the right music ( and lacks none of ), look no further.
One of the best games i've ever played

You see this Thumbs Down, paradox?

It won't become a Thumbs Up until you fix the bug where i select the Gestalt Consciousness Ethic and then i am unable to click back to another ethic option, getting stuck into the hivemind option, and having to discard everything i had written about a new species by going back to the menu, then returning to the Species creation screen

Take your time

9/10
Would definetly suffer in agony while not being able to dance with Emily again
everything else is lovely
buy the game

protip: you can't date ugly people

"EDIT"

NOW I CAN MARRY EMILY. I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY

11/10

The best free game i have ever played, after Team Fortress 2 e.e