Honestly man I'm not sure I'd move out of the way if I saw a plane coming at my house ~ Chef 2021


Fune? Fune.
I can see covid now, I will purge the carriers. You ever played starcraft? That's how I see covid ~ Chef 2021
I traded my sister for a tractor. Both ride immaculate ~ RKZ, no context
in saying that i just got my cousin pregnant rip ~ Meyers1765, the Monarch of Ireland
There's no requirement to bolt them to the ground cause who the ♥♥♥♥ earthquakes in Australia ~ Chef 2021
Tonight I'll tip Rome. No thanks, I'll tip Carthage. ~ Polar
a measly wagecuck crawls into your office, stumbling over the piles of coins you have lavishly thrown around to show off your status. As he drags his knees through your beer-soaked carpet he begs the question "Oh mighty man of names, we bequest just a singular adjective today, would you please grace us with this? which you snappily interrupt, without ever turning around in your chair overlooking the brewery floor "The brewmaster will give you the adjective "Light" to use today, begone". ~ The Head Chef 2020
If you study, you lose beginners luck...
Together, we are Nippon Overdrive!
The squad is here! And by squad I mean me. I am alone.
You turn to your morals, say "be a good boy" and leave him at the gate.
"That's not yes." ~ Bennic 2017
"Everyday we stray further from the objective" ~ Chef 2017
"Bok choy, do the bounty rune this time" ~ Chef 2017
"Which one is more autsitic, vegans or fidget spinners?" ~ JMD Dragster 2017
Same people that wet the bed after nightmares involving being chained facedown and spread eagle on a table, Towers walking in with a jar of lube and an oversized zucchini, then whispering seductively into their ear "Pay Eight?"
As in, people you can't rationalize with.
"i gotta try the foetus more" ~ Ben 2020
"Is Better than good"
"Some call me Hitler 2.0" ~ Chef 2017
ive been sick in bed for about two days with the flu and i beat the ol shmeat and i didn't have the strength to get up and clean my ♥♥♥♥ off so i just rubbed it on my arms and legs like lotion and absorbed it into my skin and iswear to god god i am more powerful than i was before
"imagine being carried for 9 months just to be greek" ~ Ben 2018
"Look at this tree, it's a symbol of fertility, how appropriate that I will slam you against it." ~ Patrick Boivin 2018