I’m only allowed to wear a collar and nothing else at home. The moment she comes home from work I must be sitting patiently at the door with my leash in my mouth. I will pant with my tongue out and wag my tail excitedly. If she asks me to roll over, I will roll over. I will have to beg for my favorite bone and even then she might not give it to me unless I’ve been an extra good boy. My master is a strict owner and knows I’ve been spoiled. She says I’m a bratty puppy that yearns for correction. But today I’m going to show her a brand new trick I taught myself and she will surely reward me for being a good boy!

This girl is as cracked as she jacked. I saw her at 7/11 the other day buying red bull and adult diapers. I asked her what the diapers were for and she said “it’s to stop me from shi tting on these kids”. Then she bunny hopped out.

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i’m finally deleting you. you don't interact anymore so it's finally time to say bye. csgo isn’t the same anymore i’m sorry, i'm so sick of this. but first of all why are u still reading this? do you like me? do you want me to sIam you against the waII and kiss you?

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corn truly is the best vegetable in my opinion. it has has so many variations like popcorn, corn on the cob, a dildo, etc. tonight it satisfied all 3 of my holes.