#småchips

Får jag se dina tuttar utan din tröja och t-hisert och bh och du tar av dig din byxa så jag ser din trosa ochså jag kan se din snippa och du tar av din alla dina kläder så att du är naken så jag kan se dina tuttar snipa rumpa hela din kropp utan kläder så du är naken

أكل أنبوب بلدي أيها الكرد

bro cant unplant the bomb
♥♥♥♥♥ bish

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My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING 😱😎

Part 1. I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑 I immediately was transported back to earth, 😭 and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, 🤪 as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter 💪

“IM READY ♥♥♥♥ ME ♥♥♥♥ ME ♥♥♥♥ ME ♥♥♥♥ ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER”

I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of me 🤤 but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of me. 😔😒🙁☹️

She then said I was going to a magical place called the “mental asylum” 🤔 I’m not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC 😮

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest*

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#KILLALLMEN

he told me he was cheating wallah

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+rep pls piss on me with your femboy сосk. I wanna be you peepee piss boy 👉🏼👈🏼

Well me and my boyfriend decided to have sex at my house since my parents are away. We were doing foreplay on for a good 15 minutes..- I was giving him head while he was lying down with his eyes closed. Then all of sudden, my 6.5 ft tall, 290 lbs Great Dane came over and stuck his penis in my vagina from behind. It was the one of the worse experience ever. My Great Dane started humping me and I was just yelling. My BF was just sitting there shocked. He tried to move the dog but the dog would not bulge. Suddenly I felt a sticky warm fluid in my vagina. My Great Dane finally came off and I realized he just finished breeding with me. I sat there shocked, crying and my boyfriend just hugged me. I was so disgusted. I think I may be pregnant and Im so scared. What if my babies have dog heads and human bodies? How do i explain that to my parents? So can I still get pregnant even if my dog camed in it?

I was trying to take a fat ♥♥♥♥ a diarrhea to be exact. I was just minding my own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ business until a fly by the age of 18 days (42 in fly years) sexually assaulted my ass and crawled all over it. I got scared and jumped up and down to get the fly off my ass. And what happened next made me ♥♥♥♥ all over the toilet seat. But i didn't care about that, that was the least of my worries. What i worry about is my ptsd because of it. I went to 10 therapists and they all told me im stupid and its a fly. I was too scared to take a ♥♥♥♥ after 4 days. But one day i had to piss and... i saw him... the fly that sexually assaulted me, I as a professional football player (well in my dreams i am) aimed my ♥♥♥♥ at the fly and said "hasta la vista baby" and pissed on the fly killing him instantly then i wiped the toilet seat clean and took the fattest ♥♥♥♥ with no worry at all.

han tar 60

Så idag i skolan lät min engelska lärare oss hålla en presentation framför vår klass. Till min presentation bestämde jag mig för att trolla hela min klass genom att göra hela mitt bildspel om det populära spelet Among Us. Jag började presentationen med att visa klassen bilden av bedragaren från Among Us med sneakers (det är ett Google-meme om du vill slå upp det). Av någon anledning skrattade ingen åt memen. Min lärare sa till mig "det här är inte vad din presentation ska handla om." Jag svarade med att skrika "LÄRAREN ÄR SUS, JAG SÅG HONOM I VENTILATIONEN" och sedan sprang jag som Naruto genom klassen. . Min lärare sa: "Snälla sätt dig ner." Men jag tänkte inte ge upp. Jag gjorde en sista ansträngning för att få alla att skratta. Jag började beatboxa trap-remixen av Among Us-temat. Han gick väldigt bra (eftersom han hade tränat på det hemma) Alla tittade på mig, så jag sa "Ni är alla sussiga, jag ska sparka ut er."

A Sad Story....
A girlfriend gave a challenge to her boyfriend
to live a day without her. No communication
at all and said if he passed it, she'll love him
forever. The boyfriend agreed. He never texted
nor called his girlfriend for the whole day
without knowing, his girlfriend has only 24
hours left because she was dying because of
cancer. After a day, he excitedly went to this
girlfriend, “I did it baby" but tears fell as he saw
his girlfriend lying in a coffin with a note
you did it baby.. now please do it everyday..
I love you."


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he is a cod

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖆 𝖜𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑 𝖉𝖆𝖞

This man to good 1 tap king

Kidnappa rap-gamet, nu munnen, den är tejpad
Och guzzen, hon är säh, hon behöver ingen make-up
Så om vi hoppar av, då publiken kommer strejka
Nokian onormal, 24/7, den shakear
När vi var små, vi fick sticken men nu sticken, den är stål
Inga pengar, då vi sticker folk, vi sticker som en nål

Tabben är laddad, den är en bad ass ♥♥♥♥♥
Och du får lasern i pannan, det ingen Gandhi-prick
Mannen, ingen här gaddar but we got them sticks
Står i centrum, vart annars? Svarta kläder, jobbar vitt

Apoteket har fått konkurrens
Stilen är fransk men jag sitter i Benz
Greekazo han vann, mannen, resten går hem
Haschet är spanskt och bandanan är spänd

Min bror sitter på fullt med sticks som en kaktus
Kokainet här väcker upp dig som en kalldusch
Inte 24, mannen, inte som en nattbuss
Fett starkt hasch, du kan åka på en halsfluss
Aina skickar agent, de tror James Bond
Mannen, oppsen har mens, de behöver tampong

Vill du bli klippt? Jag är barber (Ching, ching, ching)
Jämföra stash? Min är larger
Vill du ha ladd? Jag är charger
Vi lever i en fet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ film, som det Marvel (Err, err, err)
Nokian har epilepsi, den vibrerar som en app
Du raderas, hämtar cash

Du är på din wave men din båt, den har vält (Woo)
Min tabbe, den kan japp men det inget sexuellt (Hm)
Happy new year om Glocken, den har smällt
Och här vi siktar högt, shooting over your belt (Huvet)

he drink cofefe

jag kan til och med tabort dej fron stem din dumer du er dålig dinn dum och du harr inte nagon anning om omvärden

du är razist din dummer sluta NU! alla kanske inte vill akseptera dig och dinna fassoner ush och fy.

stop your slave working in liberia idoit

Akmedius has cursed you for breaking the holy law of the carpet and you shall be punished and recieve eternal torture in the realm of the rusted carpet.

Sorry mr. chainsaw, at the moment it's completely out of stock and belongs to The Museum of Akmediusm.

i want to buy the ancient holy carpet of akmedius

+Rep good and frendly player

dont mess with ackmed or he will send his boys

I MEAN +REP, YES YES
I SALE SHOES THAT are black!

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