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⢕⢕⢕⢕⠁⢜⠕⢁⣴⣿⡇⢓⢕⢵⢐⢕⢕⠕⢁⣾⢿⣧⠑⢕⢕⠄⢑⢕⠅⢕
⢕⢕⠵⢁⠔⢁⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⡐⣕⢽⠐⢕⠕⣡⣾⣶⣶⣶⣤⡁⢓⢕⠄⢑⢅⢑
⠍⣧⠄⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣔⢕⢄⢡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡑⢕⢤⠱⢐
⢠⢕⠅⣾⣿⠋⢿⣿⣿⣿⠉⣿⣿⣷⣦⣶⣽⣿⣿⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢹⣷⣷⡅⢐
⣔⢕⢥⢻⣿⡀⠈⠛⠛⠁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠈⠛⠛⠁⠄⣼⣿⣿⡇⢔
⢕⢕⢽⢸⢟⢟⢖⢖⢤⣶⡟⢻⣿⡿⠻⣿⣿⡟⢀⣿⣦⢤⢤⢔⢞⢿⢿⣿⠁⢕
⢕⢕⠅⣐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⣿⣿⡄⠛⢀⣦⠈⠛⢁⣼⣿⢗⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⡏⣘⢕
⢕⢕⠅⢓⣕⣕⣕⣕⣵⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣕⢕⢕⢕⢕⡵⢀⢕⢕
⢑⢕⠃⡈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⢕⢕⢕
⢸⣇⠻⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⢀⣠⡌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⢸⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣬⣙⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡍⠄⠄⢀⣤⣄⠉⠋⣰
⣖⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⡷⠶⠶⢿⣿⣿⠇⢀⣤
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣥⣴⣿⡗
⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄
⣦⣌⣛⣻⣿⣿⣧⠙⠛⠛⡭⠅⠒⠦⠭⣭⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⠈⢋⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⣾
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣴⣿⣶⣄⠄⣴⣶⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⠛⠁
⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠞⢿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⡇⣸⣿⣿⠿⠛
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⣿⣾⣦⡙⠻⣷⣾⣿⠃⠿⠋
⠄⢀⡄⡴⢾⣿⣿⡟⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣽⣷⡀
⠄⡾⢸⣿⡎⣨⢻⢷⣿⣿⡏⢿⣿⠸⣿⢇⡋⢛⢂⣀⣀⡀
⢀⡖⢨⣭⣾⡇⠸⠈⡛⡝⡄⢸⠏⠃⠵⡌⣿⡎⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄
⠨⡆⣾⡇⡇⢧⡇⡈⠓⡉⠡⣆⣦⣷⠋⢰⡜⣦⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣎⢶⡄
⠄⠙⠋⣾⢷⠘⣷⠓⣜⡠⢄⣿⣿⣿⡎⠚⠇⡿⡁⡌⣿⢻⡇⣿⣿⣿⣦⢿⡄
⠄⠄⡼⣿⠈⠄⠙⣷⡙⢤⣿⣟⠋⡹⠟⢋⢘⠑⢘⢇⠹⡈⠴⢰⡋⡟⢿⡎⠁
⠄⢠⡇⣿⠄⠄⠄⣴⣶⣦⣰⠂⠄⢀⠄⡇⣆⠄⣸⣿⣷⣷⡃⡀⠁⠳⣼⠇
⠄⢸⠄⣸⡄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡸⡄⢧⢣⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣎⣸⢃⡴⠋
⠄⢸⢰⢹⡇⠄⣿⣶⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣎⡸⡶⣌⡑⠶⠾⠿⠋⢱⢹
⠄⢸⠈⣾⢻⢠⢿⣿⣷⣝⡛⣛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣑⢚⣫⡧⣭⣛⡜⡞
⠄⠘⡇⠘⢧⠊⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⡝⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⡇⡿⠃
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ㅤ* Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
ㅤ* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed
ㅤ* Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*