Drunk Goose
James Goodlander   Mayo, Yukon Territory, Canada
 
 
You know if I were unemployed I would sit around in my crotchless thong eating dolphin-safe-tuna while I pour over the personal ads... I digress :CunningPepeRed:
Kunstverkutstilling
Drunk Goose
Skjermbildeutstilling
Rust
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sist spilt den 9. nov.
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Pearsonality 12. mars 2023 kl. 0.21 
Beautiful girl friend how are you? I like you i love you i fill you all day all night everyday everything u? i need you please com bangladesh i receive you
turn that poop into wine 13. mai 2020 kl. 13.21 
If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground.
You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia.
BBC 20isthenew69 20. apr. 2020 kl. 23.05 
suppose you marry a widow who already has a grown up daughter and your father marries the widow's grown up daughter. now the widow's daughter becomes your mother. Since your mother's mother is your wife, your wife is also your grandmother. As the husband of your grandmother, you become your own grandpa.
BBC 20isthenew69 14. mars 2020 kl. 21.25 
you ask me for the time and notice my watch is actually a live shrimp hugging my wrist, he whispers 12:30 but he is guesstimating as shrimps usually do
turn that poop into wine 19. nov. 2019 kl. 22.12 
-rep is a good guy but isn't boyfriend material, sorry.
turn that poop into wine 14. feb. 2019 kl. 14.08 
You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to yur lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound I give you a hamburger.