1. PC specs
2. favorite band
3. favorite ten songs
4. "relationship status" you've permanently set to N/A
5. MvM tour rewards
7. hackusations
8. single "inspirational" quote you have on your profile
9. games you used to play
10. message to scammers, saying you can't be scammed
11. age set to 18 or 21 because everyone must know you turned legal drinking age, but haven't updated it in two years because "lol, who cares about my age"
12. adding and trading conditions you've decorated with check marks and X's or colored gems
13. lengthy paragraph in your description titled "if you're reading this, you got destroyed" in which you indirectly, but obviously boast your csgo skills
14. vague personality description with a mental illness/insecurity added there to keep it "interesting"
15. 7-9 medals, of which 6-9 are either community made charity awards or competitive participation awards
16. Youtube channel with seven low-quality commentary videos in four years, or 57 three hours of gameplay videos in four months
17. information about your fursona - I can tell you're a degenerate pretending to be a fox by looking at your profile picture just fine
18. games you "can't wait for to come out"
19. the seven +rep comments you have on your profile - it's meaningless in general, and especially when it's damn obvious you delete every comment not praising your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ online self
20. male of female sex symbol next to your sex
21. featured badge which says you've been on Steam for X number of years
22. wall of text in your description, consisting of inside jokes
23. saliens display
24. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ little Q&A section with questions no one's asked and answers no one gives a ♥♥♥♥ about
25. crossed out chunks of text
26. 12 pronoun-long list of pronouns. We got that you're trying to be "quirky and different" by the fourth one.
27. featured group with a statement for title
28. ugly game screenshot your talentless self thought would make for a good background
29. "honorary titles" and server roles you got by blowing now fellow moderators or admins on Discord, along with a link to your garbage server
30. featured long review about a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game made popular by an equally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ youtuber, towards which you have clear bias
31. 277 TF2 and Gmod screenshots of friendly parties, props on the ground, ragdolls and clipping
32. game collector display
33. keys in your item display
32. the same item selected five times in your item display
33. caveat to traders, that you don't accept bad trades
34. attempt to inform us a lowball is indeed a bad trade, we get it mr trader, we understand
35. explanation as to how you know something is a lowball: the market prices are public, bud, you're not special. You're not selling a gilded albino rihno horn, you're selling a steam item with a purple outline.
36. achievement display with common achievements. That "first blood" achievement had to be oh sooo hard to get in a shooter
37. random, ugly, low-level, FEATURED ON YOUR PROFILE badge you got during a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ event
38. hentai profile background. You bought that and not 20 feet of rope, you're a degenerate on purpose
39. inentionally ugly cosmetic item you have five of, painted in five different colors to make them uglier, in your item showcase
40. long ass copy-paste of chat with your uninteresting self and your equally uninteresting friends